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She's got 13 inches of pole to suck and cant even get her lips past the head! Sorry lady... I'm afriad this means you wont be going very far in life.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 65871 |
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So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 58745 |
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Newbie slut nearly shits herself after laying eyes on the 10 inch wang she's assigned to fuck. Yeah, it's a bit of step up from Vienna sausages she's used too... but she'll manage. All whores do. It's in their DNA.
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 63877 |
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This facial expression is hot enough to cause spontaneous ejaculation around the globe.
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 92527 |
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Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.
Date May 14th, 2010
Views 118524 |
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He may have me beat by an inch or two, but at least the head of my cock doesn't look like a chocolate lollipop. lolz.
Date January 26th, 2010
Views 118904 |
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If only I could afford Enzyte...
Date September 4th, 2009
Views 105734 |
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Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009
Views 98341 |
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Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 98238 |
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Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009
Views 100315 |
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That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009
Views 93965 |
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Ditch the spandex and buy yourself a pair of short shorts, so short that your cock hangs out the side. Then slap on some roller blades and head on down to the boardwalk. There is no feeling more refreshing than having your pecker dangle in wind as spectators look on in appallment.
Date April 18th, 2009
Views 99073 |
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If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 99573 |
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Yep that's right lady, a full 18 inches of American hotdog. Just another reason for you to enter my country illegally.
Date March 10th, 2009
Views 96173 |
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The thumbnail does a poor job of illustrating the sheer magnitude of Tyrone's gristle missile. You'll just have to take my word for it, he could put a horse to shame.
Date January 30th, 2009
Views 98170 |
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And on to the battlefield he goes! Although I'm not entirely sure which team he's pounding for. I'll stay here for further observation., and if need be - retitle this to "equipped for gay man's asshole destruction".
Date January 19th, 2009
Views 94593 |
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When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.
Date January 14th, 2009
Views 96499 |
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Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008
Views 92875 |
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Watch with envious eyes as this guy uses his certified 12 incher to make mincemeat of some teen pussy. Looks exactly ike my penis, only 11.5 inches bigger.
Date December 17th, 2008
Views 100433 |
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Hey bro, I'll trade you my new pair of Nike Dunks for that XXL penis of yours. Deal?
Date December 13th, 2008
Views 95470 |
