This bitch is the Mother Teresa of blowjobs. I thought I was a pretty charitable bro after donating 3 Red Bulls to the caravan of female vagrants down my street last week. That's diddly squat compared to this Moesha.
Date February 19th, 2012
If proportions at all play a role in the size of a man's cock, I'd guesstimate this little honcho is packing something in between a Jolly Rancher and a dinner mint. And yet he still lays pipe like a stud. RESPECT.
Date September 10th, 2011
Worry less about your premature ejaculation problems and focus more on making yourself look not like Paul Giamatti
. Trust me. I just wanna help.
Date April 21st, 2010
Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.
Date January 17th, 2009
If I had a penis that big and a girlfriend that small, I'd be kinda concerned about potentially causing internal damage. With my luck, my cock would take a wrong turn and go through her chest like one of those little fuckers in the Alien movies.
Date December 11th, 2008
Haven't seen bubbles come out of an orifice like that since my best friend's grandma had a seizure and went into convulsions. I fapped them and I'm fapping now.
Date December 8th, 2008
She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Check out this video of her getting fucked by a 16 incher
and then you'll understand.
Date July 2nd, 2008