Remember THIS GUY
? He's back for round dos. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His cock is a caterpillar compared to the dongs these bitches are accustomed to. Give it Uncle Fester.
Date July 27th, 2011
Skip to the end. He came. They're done fucking. Shows over. OR IS IT? This is one of those girls that cums big but barely makes a peep. The only real indication is her post-sex Michael J Fox spasms, and plenty there are.
Date July 26th, 2011
A pleasant reminder that in Mother Russia, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck dick or eat Shashlyk, consequences will be had. We stand to learn much from these beautiful people.
Date July 21st, 2011
This is quite possibly the most half assed attempt at eroticism to ever grace my computer monitor. Mind you this is coming from a guy that's sat through all 18 volumes of College Scat Girls. My voice matters.
Date July 16th, 2011
puts her stink box on the line with her state of the art fuck machine. It certainly brings in the tips but I worry for the well being of her shit hole. She's on a fast track to a life of Depends.
Date July 15th, 2011
See that ripped-as-fuck bromaster over there? All those roids shrunk his testicles into pistachio nuts... so he's not exactly fit for a Peter North-esque facial. Time for Plan B - Jergens. Lots and lots of Jergens.
Date July 14th, 2011
MEN: put on your Ushanka + premium denim, hop on the nearest train, subtly unzip your pants and bust out the war horse. WOMEN: see something you like? tap twice on his cock and prepare to exchange digits.
Date July 13th, 2011
If all members of 'N Sync took a collective shit in a bucket.. this man-child is what would rise up out of it. The real tragedy is that his sexual performance is just as bad as his haircut. May god have mercy.
Date July 10th, 2011
Another Youtube douche trying to make a name for himself. For every person with a penis that crossed paths with this prick, shame on you for not connecting your fist to his face.
Date July 7th, 2011
It's all about the element of surprise. Conquer that and nothing shall come between your cock and stinkhole glory, save for a few possible Hershey nuggets.
Date July 6th, 2011
Jenna Haze has trouble accepting the fact that she's not the best piece of pussy this random stuntcock has ever had. Lady, I'm afraid your twat has more mileage on it than a 63' Buick Riviera. I think it's time to move on.
Date July 5th, 2011
No follies in this one. Just a hot milf doing a fine job of riding the cock - in a frog squat position for maximum penetration. Most girls complain of knee pain, this whore has no such qualms.
Date July 4th, 2011
This d-bag is about as much of a punk rocker as my cock is herpes-free. But when it comes to sexually harassing women on live TV, the guy's a fucking pro.
Date July 3rd, 2011
Sloppy pervert pays the price for using bulky, outdated equipment. His victim quickly takes notice and stomps everything to shit. That's what you get for shopping @ Radioshack in the 21st century, you dumb fuck.
Date June 30th, 2011
My cock would probably invert itself and commit ritual suicide if this she-beast ever tried to suckle on it. How she managed to actually make a dude premature ejaculate is beyond me.
Date June 30th, 2011
Bad news comes first: you're most likely now infertile. But on the plus side.. you just had a smokin hot blonde make contact with your testicles. In my book, that goes down as a victory. You done good son.
Date June 28th, 2011
Hefty Hank gets caught fappin to animal porn by his wife's new BFF. Always a gentleman, Hank is quick to excuse his behavior & greet the young lady - by shaking her hand with the same hand he just jizzed in.
Date June 25th, 2011
Esperanza all but shits her pants after stumbling upon a gringo pleasuring himself. Chill out Esperanza. It's not like he had an Immigration & Customs badge pinned above his left nipple. This whitey cums in peace.
Date June 23rd, 2011
Symptom #76 that you're a full fledged slut: you spot a creepy naked man hanging out on the sidewalk with a rock hard boner and rather than calling 911, you grope his genitlia and take photos for Facebook.
Date June 20th, 2011
Her cornhole is the size of that Guatemalan sinkhole and she just scarfed down a #5 at Taco Bell. You know that ride "Free Fall" at Magic Mountain? Lets just say it bares a few striking similarities to this chick's colon.
Date June 20th, 2011