Damn, and I thought a Tara Reid had a fucked up pair. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe these tits so I'll leave you with an anology: 20% Maggie Gyllenhaal, 80% dairy cow.
Date June 9th, 2011 Views 93815
Ejaculating into a Magnum XL condom and tossing it on the face of a patron at Subway. For some Americans, thats the closest to having a girlfriend they're ever gonna get.
Date June 6th, 2011 Views 101462
99.999% of World Of Warcraft players are pushing 300 pounds and smell like Cheez Whiz. Meet the sole exception. She's like Sarah Plain n Tall... except with double D cup titties. Fap.
Date June 2nd, 2011 Views 142480
Cute blonde channels her inner Michael J. Fox after having the climax of a lifetime, complete with twitching limbs and a volcanic eruption of pussy juice that drenches the set.
Date May 31st, 2011 Views 117023
Skip to the .40 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
Date May 29th, 2011 Views 127323
Cute chick has second thoughts about butthole boogie right as her man's about to blow his load. After confirming that the seed will soon spill, she hops off his cock and makes a run for it. Heartless bitch.
Date May 27th, 2011 Views 205954
Silly wilderbeast. You cant steal a 300 pound woman's triple stack baconator and get away with it for free. Prepare to watch 2 woman burn more calories in 30 seconds than they have in the past 3 years.
Date May 26th, 2011 Views 94014
Hot bitch's 15 seconds of fame is obliterated after cool-guy rips her top right the fuck off. Dont feel too bad lady. Seeing as I just beat off to the 4 frames in which your breasts were exposed, youre technically still in the limelight.
Date May 22nd, 2011 Views 197774
There's no coming back from something like this. Her twat will be forever agape. The chronic queefing has already set in. She's essentially a walking, talking whoopie cusion and yet she remains in good spirits. I like that in a whore.
Date May 17th, 2011 Views 124518
Computer genius yearning to fuck a sub-400 pound woman manages to bribe a Hooter's waitress into sleeping over. $2300 and 5 hits of crack nets him the best 30 seconds of his life.
Date May 17th, 2011 Views 121302
I had a rock hard boner up until the camera panned 3 inches South. Mother of god. Bitch has the gut of a sea elephant. Dropshit this beast to Ethopia and let the people eat.
Date May 17th, 2011 Views 105849
Congratulations dinky dick. You've mastered the art of defacing windows belonging to dental clinics. Now I want you to think long and hard about the migrant workers that get paid in Chalupas to clean that shit up. Cesar Chavez does not approve.
Date May 13th, 2011 Views 114340
Brazilian pornstar accepts defeat and subtly taps out after getting anally railed by a schnitzel thicker than a palm tree. Best of luck with your future Lupe. A sea of promising janitorial careers await you.
Date May 13th, 2011 Views 211446
Deepthroat gone awry, she upchucks all over floor.. soiling one, possibly even two motel 6 pillow sheets. The man responsible issues a few words of comfort - "you puking whore, you puked". True love.
Date May 12th, 2011 Views 109861
Melvin Smellvin puts his camcorder's 'ultra zoom' feature to work after spotting a bikini clad slutsky on the beach. He quickly discovers her cunt lips are exposed.. just flapping away in the midsummer breeze.
Date May 10th, 2011 Views 131165
Remember the woman that used myspace to track down her biological son and ultimately fucked him in some cheap motel? Well, she got 9 to 30 years in the slammer. Read HERE.
Date May 10th, 2011 Views 180709
In the 2 minutes you will spend watching this video you will see A.) The Soloist receive a rimjob B.) no less than 3 bystanders contracting HIV and C.) a Chinese neighbor working feverishly to ignore it all.
Date May 9th, 2011 Views 92424
The unwritten rules of a nude beach: a.) see with your eyes, not your hands b.) travel in packs, you'll feel like less of a douchebag and c.) always bury your jizz. Common courtesy bro.
Date May 5th, 2011 Views 143975
Frigid teen rubs her clit raw, hoping to produce her first ever climax. Victory is achieve around the half way mark, resulting in a battle cry loud enough to make me wish I was Ray Charles for approx. 17 seconds.
Date May 5th, 2011 Views 187818