What a sack of shit. 1st he sneaks into the employee lounge of a hospital for paraplegics, then camps out on the floor with his cock on standby.. waiting for suitable victims. Tipping point is when he soils the god damn area rug. Some lines you just dont cross, cocksucker.
Date May 4th, 2011
Views 84795
Apologies in advance for the misleading thumbnail. I trust all will be forgiven once you see this bitch literally gag on another mans cock while on the phone with her oblivious husband. It's quite audacious.
Date May 3rd, 2011
Views 167121
Remember that black bitch from one of the select few episodes of Maury that didnt involve teeangers having sex in exchange for cheeseburgers? She had this crazy ability to pop her eyes out of their sockets, Total Recall style. Well, it appears she reproduced.
Date May 2nd, 2011
Views 121496
Hey look. Waldo grew out his hair like Megan Fox and traded in his red/white sweater for a CKY headband. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-A-Faggot-101, how about you take a course on laying pipe? Your BBW is lookin pretty bored bro.
Date May 1st, 2011
Views 94535
In 3 seconds flat this wetback minx goes from innocently showing some skin to getting simultaneously finger banged by 7 different strangers, all named Jorge. You call it sexual assault. They call it Cinco De Mayo.
Date April 28th, 2011
Views 145293
Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.
Date April 26th, 2011
Views 101082
This is Dirty Harry. You might remember him from the
meathole days. He used to be right up there with Max Hardcore, a certified destroyer of rectums. Now 10 years later and he's more lost than a poop in a perfume factory. I wonder if Medicare foots his viagra bill?
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 69020
That's what you get for not investing in a $5 doorknob that locks.
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 156394
God damn. Havent heard a black man scream like this since R Kelly was aquitted on all 23 counts of molesting his goddaughter lol. Kinda reminds me of this little
eFukt gem.
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 100067
Rule #23 of spicing up your sex life: if you're gonna trek 7 miles out into the middle of nowhere for some outdoor sex - be sure to pack your numbing cream so you dont bust your nut in 8 seconds flat like this dumb asshole.
Date April 21st, 2011
Views 97337
Miss piggy goes to town on a 13 inch AIDS-laced meat stick, all the while holding a conversation with her significant other. She's also a proud employee of Walmart. And suddenly it all makes sense.
Date April 8th, 2011
Views 172457
Alabama father unwittingly catches his 18 year old daughter doing a striptease in her bedroom... and sticks around to watch. Obviously fake. A true Alabamian dad would've rubbed one out. lol.
Date April 2nd, 2011
Views 104346
I've seen this turd in a few vids now. Same shit every time. He poses as a potential customer.. but in reality.. he's just buying some time to beat off and talk dirty with a member of the opposite sex. Ballin on a budget.
Date April 1st, 2011
Views 97177
He busts in 20 seconds flat. But what's more amusing is his response when asked if he shaved just for this shoot. In a misguided effort to play it cool.. he responds "eh, like a week or 2 ago". Camera pans down, dudes cock is balder than a baby's arse. LOL.
Date March 29th, 2011
Views 135559
Dude catches his wife riding another man's pole and instead of enacting a beatdown.. he's pull up a lawn chair, busts out a machete and asks them to continue. Sure beats payin 29.99/month for a cuckoldmania.com pass right?
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 198537
Nothing says 'good morning' like 10 fluid ounces of post-asparagus urinal bliss, straight to the dome. She's less than appreciative but thats okay. Blondes look hotter when they're angry.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 137642
She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 101895
Five bucks says she took that photo directly to the police. Either that or she went home and rubbed one out.. but I rather not put too much thought into that. Imagining sexual scenarios involving fat people is counterproductive.
Date March 19th, 2011
Views 92968
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.
Date March 18th, 2011
Views 1355843
Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?
Date March 14th, 2011
Views 103986
