She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Date March 23rd, 2011 Views 102326
Five bucks says she took that photo directly to the police. Either that or she went home and rubbed one out.. but I rather not put too much thought into that. Imagining sexual scenarios involving fat people is counterproductive.
Date March 19th, 2011 Views 93367
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.
Date March 18th, 2011 Views 1375962
Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?
Date March 14th, 2011 Views 104464
Lupe gets a Corona bottle to the dome after the BF catches her shaking her corn-fed culo with some fatty on the beach. This is actually a favorable outcome for a girl that dates members of MS13. GL w/ the dentures.
Date March 14th, 2011 Views 84554
I think this is that bullshit MTV show where they pay a bunch of homeless-looking dykes to dress up as convicts and scare the fuck out of spoiled white girls, right? I should know, I used to beat off to it tri-daily.
Date March 11th, 2011 Views 109408
BBC camerawoman with big natties gets groped by a band of primates that live off monkey cock and coconut juice. Fuckin darkies... always having their way with the white womenz.
Date March 7th, 2011 Views 226075
Smelling this bitch's sweaty asshole after a 5 mile jog actually came close to being a task on Fear Factor once.. but the clement producers ultimately went with 'eating bull testicles' as a sensible alternative.
Date March 6th, 2011 Views 91609
Well shit. I got some Fruit of the Loom briefs left over from last years Hanukkah. I'd Fedex that shit but im not too sure how you'd feel about the designer skidmarks.
Date March 6th, 2011 Views 91162
Emo slut goes mute after gaining knowledge of her impending doom - cornholious destructious. Not once does she make a peep, but I suppose it's debatable that her silence has less to do with fear and more to do with his slim jim not packing much of a punch.
Date March 4th, 2011 Views 156488
Silly bitch shames herself after failing a blind touch-test in which she's tasked with having to identify her husband's cock amongst 4 others. So much for 'above average' haha.
Date February 26th, 2011 Views 119024
Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.
Date February 23rd, 2011 Views 87627
Two contenders for Quote of the Year and they both derive from the same shitty ass youtube video. 1.) in response to guy-on-girl abuse - "dats wild homo dawg" and 2.) "you forgot your faggot gear". Watch and you'll understand.
Date February 21st, 2011 Views 91694
Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.
Date February 18th, 2011 Views 127722
Hilarity strikes when a cute Russian with chronic IBS gets into an elevator and feels the sudden urge to drop a deuce. Fuck waiting 18 seconds to walk to the bathroom. This princess cuts a turd right where she stands and leaves it for the Mexicans.
Date February 18th, 2011 Views 94272
Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.
Date February 16th, 2011 Views 128623
This 5 dollar whore gets kinda mouthy after a whopping 20 second fuck session. I'm unable to decipher her native language, Crackwhorian, but I believe she's expressing frustration over his shortcomings.
Date February 16th, 2011 Views 108868
Timid delivery boy cant even formulate a sentence after finally seeing a pair of titties IRL. I like how he lingered a bit at the end as she was closing the door. Did somebody think they were gonna score a complimentary BJ? Keep dreaming ya fat fuck.
Date February 15th, 2011 Views 95695
Peeping Thomas invades another mans stall in hopes of seeing some defecation. Instead he discovers a goober + bar slut having a romantic moment on a the shit stained toilet seat. Happy Valentines Day.
Date February 14th, 2011 Views 118036