Check tbe 3:40 mark, all eyes on the nutsack. Honestly now, what the fuck? He's got a big ole 8 inch cock but his ball bag is the size of an avocado seed. haha.
Date December 21st, 2010 Views 77808
King of Douche badgers his girlfriend into blowing him as he cruises down the highway in his mom's Chevy Celebrity, babbling out all kinds of stupid shit along the way. She aint having it.
Date December 19th, 2010 Views 89597
My 5 years of porno wisdom tell me this video is probablly fake, just like that popular porn blooper of the cameraman getting accidentally splooged on. Pretty solid acting on Steve Urkel's part though.
Date December 16th, 2010 Views 87059
If there's one thing black women are really good at, aside from getting jobs in Parking Enforcement and ticketing the fuck out of white people, it's taking dick. It's as if their cunts have some sort of gravitational pull or some shit. Boggles my mind.
Date December 14th, 2010 Views 170815
Cute Russian girl sucks a cock fresh outta the rectal oven and gets a little more than she bargained for. I'm talking fecal residue, right on the tongue. Good times.
Date December 9th, 2010 Views 160799
Intercourse. It's pretty simple stuff. But for Goober McKinley... it might as well be mission impossible. Not even after five attempts does he make it into the meat cave. May god have mercy.
Date December 7th, 2010 Views 99891
Her face is more plastic than a China-made Glock. She should've saved that botox for her pussy lips instead. Always down for the Arby's.
Date December 3rd, 2010 Views 87386
The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.
Date December 1st, 2010 Views 132894
Cute girl gets progressively annoyed after her douchebag boyfriend keeps trying to fuck her face. She actually gets bitchy at the end and pulls the plug on his Facial Abuse fantasy. Dominance fail on his part.
Date November 26th, 2010 Views 161791
I guess one of the perks of having a 2 inch penis is that you dont even have to take off your pants to beat off. This guy knows whats up.
Date November 26th, 2010 Views 102975
Botox infested milf toys with her clit till she cums, at which point she miraculously transforms into Michael J Fox. Nope. Those jokes never get old.
Date November 23rd, 2010 Views 104457
This is a brief scene where the fake smile fades and some genuine concern is voiced. Doesnt make much difference though. When you take a 14.5 cock up the ass, you're essentially buying yourself a 1 way ticket to prolapse city no matter how you go about it.
Date November 22nd, 2010 Views 181741
Talking into gaping assholes, hearing your echo... sure looks like fun but I'm betting the smile fades once catch a whiff of the cheese enchilada and frijoless that's on it's way out. Know what I mean dawg?
Date November 14th, 2010 Views 71156
Their bad-boy charm just wasn't enough to persuade either chick into showing some nip. That's okay. From the ashes of their failure rises a new opportunity for greatness. I wont spoil it.
Date November 14th, 2010 Views 129523
Now here's a mutually pleasurable sex act. Penis in the pink, everything else you can fit in the stink. Paint thinner to remove the shit stains from your finger nails not included.
Date November 13th, 2010 Views 98034
I've seen some pretty random shit in my time as a connoisseur of pornography. I'll be damned if footage of a skinny blonde being forced to lick the cornhole of a stuffed animal doesnt rank near the top.
Date November 12th, 2010 Views 57665
Dirty bitch with a bangin body slips her hand down the back of her pants to relieve an itchy browneye. Okay mission accomplished. But then what does she do? Smells her fucking fingers. Wifey material for sure.
Date November 7th, 2010 Views 108639
Topless hooker gets pissed after some broke ass coonaroonie keeps bugging her for a freebie. After slapping him around a bit, she goes on some tirade about how she wouldn't even let him have a whiff. At some point he probably shouldve said thank you.
Date November 7th, 2010 Views 51016
One touch to the vagina and this bitch flops around like ritalin-deprived retard. Give her fellatio and she'll make sounds only heard in Jumanji. Perform anal and... well, that's when people start to die.
Date October 28th, 2010 Views 169833
Talk about death from above. This soulless bitch unleashes the remnants of a 2 pound chili dog on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. How's that for a fucking souvenir? LOL.
Date October 28th, 2010 Views 94253