Dudes got down syndrome... and apparently better friends than me cause the lot of em each pitched in 5 bucks & picked him up a stripper for his 20th birthday. He's not much of a talker but he sure can grunt!
Date September 13th, 2010
Views 97304
You know what they say... once a slut, always a slut. In this case, that quote is regrettably accurate. This hag is millenniums past her expiration date and still likes to flaunt it...
Date September 12th, 2010
Views 83808
She gushes out cum like a broken sprinkler. And by cum I mean urine... cause female ejaculation is a fuckin lie - unlike the rumor that all black people are deathly afraid of cats. That was actually scientifically proven in 1987.
Date September 9th, 2010
Views 127793
Gee whiz lady. Isn't there something a little important you should be doing right now rather than spreading your gash for Uncle Jerry? Irresponsible bitch.
Date September 9th, 2010
Views 158835
Holy fucking shit lady. Did you get finger fucked by Freddy Krueger or what? I haven't seen a gash that blown out since Nadya Suleman's delivery day.
Date September 7th, 2010
Views 104689
Here we have the early stages of a rectal prolapse. I'd say one more anal reaming like this and she'll be sporting a full blown pinksock. Her days are numbered.
Date September 7th, 2010
Views 98920
Reasonably fit black chick picks the wrong venue to strut her fat ass. Some thugs toss her around like a ragdoll after she ignores their come-ons.
Date September 3rd, 2010
Views 134865
HAHA wow guy. Just wow. Hung like a fuckin newborn. What the fuck do they title a porno like this? Caterpillar Cock Kamikaze #9? haha.
Date August 31st, 2010
Views 116612
Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.
Date August 30th, 2010
Views 106286
Dudes cock like a motherfuckin boomerang. Time to put your mouth on the barrel buddy. The only thing you could fuck with that thing is a kangaroo's asshole.
Date August 28th, 2010
Views 65827
Chick falls to her knees with a thigh-quivering orgasm. Johnny Cock N' Balls goes in for another round of ovary bashing but she aint having it! haha.
Date August 27th, 2010
Views 193804
Listen up at the 21 second and 34 second mark. Dumb bitch gets grossed out by the toxins emitted from her own gash. I hear Costco has good deals on Vagisil if you buy in bulk. Get to it.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 107886
Juanita wants to spice up her youtube video with some headbanging action. Problem is... Juanita is mildy retarded and cant seem to maintain any rhythm as she thrashes her melon to and fro. Brain damage ensues.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 60211
Dude wakes up his white trash wife by blowing a fat load of Mircale Whip all over her ugly face... and ear lol. How's that for breakfast in bed baby?
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 99182
A fine collection of women that havent been keeping up with modern technology - like sunblock. It's okay, the contrast makes my dick hard.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 80803
Listen up at the 4 second mark. Bitch lets out enough gas to inflate a fuckin Goodyear blimp. NOTE: audio cuts out after 10 seconds... homemade fart porn fail.
Date August 20th, 2010
Views 106924
I'm sensing some serious negativtity with the look on this bitch's face. Maybe quitting your online classes at Devry university to become a full time whorebag wasn't all that good of an idea, eh lady?
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 107748
So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 136974
Good boobs are rare commodity in the Middle East. Most of dem bitches look like a dogs asshole and have a saggy rack to match. Here's the sole exception.
Date August 17th, 2010
Views 110361
Big tittied slutty gets introduced to the pains of anal sex. Miraculously, she seems to enjoy it. Those are some killer knockers lady... please ditch the Ellen Degeneres hairdo though.
Date August 17th, 2010
Views 140406
