I'm sensing some serious negativtity with the look on this bitch's face. Maybe quitting your online classes at Devry university to become a full time whorebag wasn't all that good of an idea, eh lady?
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 108260
So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 137828
Good boobs are rare commodity in the Middle East. Most of dem bitches look like a dogs asshole and have a saggy rack to match. Here's the sole exception.
Date August 17th, 2010
Views 110921
Big tittied slutty gets introduced to the pains of anal sex. Miraculously, she seems to enjoy it. Those are some killer knockers lady... please ditch the Ellen Degeneres hairdo though.
Date August 17th, 2010
Views 141215
What the fuck was that? Either she's been shoving oatmeal down the wrong hatch or this bitch has a major yeast infection. Eww.
Date August 13th, 2010
Views 101934
Pay close attention to the hippo in pink standing in the stairwell with her son. Kid goes completely apeshit once he lays eyes on a pair of white titties. haha.
Date August 9th, 2010
Views 101377
This is what your girlfriend really does every Friday night when she disappears to supposedly get her nails done at the mall. Dirty sluts.
Date August 7th, 2010
Views 159900
Dude gets his dick sucked by a big titted tarantula from outer space. This is the hottest shit I've seen all week. Beastiality porn FTW.
Date August 7th, 2010
Views 48154
Shit, even the toddler agrees. That's one hell of an ass. Not sure about the face though. Bitch looks like a camel. haha.
Date July 29th, 2010
Views 132941
Fuck lady. If your mission is to pick up a 5 finger discount in the meat department, might as well go for the good stuff and nab a rib roast and some filet mignon. Bitch's never know how to steal.
Date July 27th, 2010
Views 78419
This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.
Date July 23rd, 2010
Views 107668
Big titted bimbo has an interesting storage unit for her cellphone. Regrettably, it's not her twat... although I'm sure that'd make for an equally snug fit.
Date July 23rd, 2010
Views 136159
Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.
Date July 20th, 2010
Views 93634
Incredibly fucked up video of 50 Cent utterly destroying a pregnant crackwhore that vandalized his pimped out 1987 Dodge Caravan. A miscarriage most likely ensued. Community service - Oakland style.
Date July 17th, 2010
Views 106737
So they made a show out of three guys competing to pop wood. Winner gets to ass fuck the host. Seems like I've been missing out on some premium programming.
Date July 17th, 2010
Views 143377
Fat fuck rambles about beer, battery operated vaginas, and his disgust for white women that engage in interracial sex. Listen closely. Words of pure wisdom await you.
Date July 17th, 2010
Views 41072
This guy used to be on a porn site called The Fart Hammer. He'd fuck girls and then blow ass right in their face. And now this? One seriously talented motherfucker.
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 79078
Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 78555
GUY: LMAO, I blasted you!
GIRL: It smells so bad, how can this be happening?
GUY Two words. Taco Bell.
GIRL: [excessive crying]
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 76008
50 different dudes picked up right off the street unload their jizzum into the esophagus of this gutterslut. Apparently such festivities tend to cause emotional damage, cause by the end of the shoot this skank is bawling. Total pwnage.
Date July 13th, 2010
Views 86239
