Genius idea, poor execution. People want to see a petite Hispanic with a greasy asshole ride that bike through a swap meet. Not Ned Flanders in Fuckstick, Tennessee. Now apologize to your Walmart denim.
Date February 4th, 2013
Views 133517
This is Jodi Arias - the girl that sucked off her ex-bf and then decapitated him in the shower an hour later. Vagina looks a little top-heavy but still a very cute girl. She'll be hearing from me on writeaprisoner.com.
Date February 3rd, 2013
Views 138266
$4 and a zip folder of sexually suggestive photos of House M.D. says this dude gets recognized. Sorry friend, the glory days of you wearing your daughters underwear as a Mexican wrestling mask are over.
Date January 9th, 2013
Views 266445
and mildly retarded. Really not sure what else to say. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their fascination with Happy Feet way too fucking far.
Date January 9th, 2013
Views 183910
There's 2 things I simply will not do: 1.) eat Pistachio flavored ice cream 2.) bullshit my users. That said, this video is pretty uneventful. But hey, the genitals are youthful & the anal is dry. Good enough for me.
Date January 9th, 2013
Views 264563
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Date January 9th, 2013
Views 78282
An unflinching look into the sex life of a 54 y/o entry level Kinkos employee suffering from Papa Johns customer loyalty and male pattern baldness. Strauss-Kahn + Milton from Office Space = this studly fuck.
Date December 21st, 2012
Views 136110
Glad to see CGI has finally found a proper purpose in the adult industry. If anyone has the slighest clue as to where this masterpiece originated from, feel free to write: inhumanity1@gmail.com
Date December 21st, 2012
Views 165486
and by 'gangbang' I mean one sexually inept man losing his virginity while Carlos Mencia's 72 cousins spectate. The only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "worldstar".
Date December 14th, 2012
Views 329241
Good call on the medical grade latex gloves. Those wheelchair-bound, mentally incapacitated boys are notorious for their legions of sexual partners. You just dodged herpes, AIDS, maybe even breast cancer.
Date December 14th, 2012
Views 177014
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Date December 14th, 2012
Views 179328
Kinda funny how she's griping about the instability of her implant. I'd be more concerned with the fact that even when it's correctly in place... it still looks like something out of an episode of Masters of Horror.
Date December 14th, 2012
Views 76563
First the
kid that fucks chickens and now this turd. Apparently he's the Wilt Chamberlain of raping donkeys. having bedded over 100 of em. Revolting. He needs castration like Quentin Tarantino needs a hairline.
Date December 5th, 2012
Views 143519
Sarah, Plain & Cunty does the absolute unforgivable: she takes a load in the mouth but instead of treating her stomach to 17 g's of farm fresh protein, she fucking hocks it in her BF's face. I vote public execution.
Date October 30th, 2012
Views 218588
What's that saying again? Once you go black you... lose your job, get criminally investigated and end up on 3,409 different porn sites? Cause that's exactly what happened to this floppy titted beauty. Shit's fucked up.
Date October 26th, 2012
Views 181951
Bowflex guru drops to the floor in beautiful agony after taking a supersonic uppercut to the vajayjay. The perp appears to be a rival 24 Hour Fitness member, presumably jealous of that sweet sweet turdcutter.
Date October 26th, 2012
Views 193156
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Date October 26th, 2012
Views 191455
This vid was filmed for her BF in the Army, tentatively known as 'daddy'. She's got the goods to be my Boner of the Week but unfortunately that tight body comes equipped with a mouth that cannot and will not STFU.
Date October 20th, 2012
Views 189530
Public masturbation. Doesn't bother to take off her pants. Doesn't care to put down her cigarette. This girl couldn't possibly give a fuck less and I love it. Apathy porn. That needs to be a thing.
Date October 15th, 2012
Views 188870
This is bad. This is horrible. You simply don't do this type of shit to women. Especially women that look like Vasquez from James Cameron's 1986 film Aliens. The cashier at my Del Taco will be hearing about this.
Date October 14th, 2012
Views 220703
