He can ejaculate without having any physical contact. If I was capable of doing something like that, I'd be the fucking king of walk by facials haha.

Date December 2nd, 2008  Views 92339
That's nothing to be scared of. If she saw mine she'd be running for the hills. In between the walnut size genital warts and discoloration of my ballsack, I feel like I'm carrying the antichrist between my legs.

Date November 10th, 2008  Views 96056
Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.

Date October 14th, 2008  Views 95061
Jesus, his dick caused her to bleed internally. If she ended up dying from her injuries, would that make his cock the murder weapon? My god.

Date September 30th, 2008  Views 95246
What is it? Did KFC just slash their prices? Nah, she 's just shocked at the big dick that just tore up her pussy. Only time I've ever seen a persons eyes pop out like that was in the end of Total Recall. Great movie.

Date September 23rd, 2008  Views 96942
Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Date September 16th, 2008  Views 94581