Dude's got some balls going to a nude beach with that tootsie roll cock. And speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting that he's even a man at this point is the homoerotic chest hair.
Date August 31st, 2011
Ru Paul, a suicide bomber and a displaced ginger... all gawking at the perfect pair of titties their mothers never gave em. Bitch is hot.
Date August 14th, 2011
Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.
Date August 4th, 2011
Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.
Date February 18th, 2011
Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.
Date February 16th, 2011
Ethically retarded slut with a bean burrito ass to kill for. Lets just say I wouldnt hesitate to do shots of guacamole directly off her cornhole should the occasion ever present itself.
Date January 18th, 2011
The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.
Date December 1st, 2010
Now here's a mutually pleasurable sex act. Penis in the pink, everything else you can fit in the stink. Paint thinner to remove the shit stains from your finger nails not included.
Date November 13th, 2010
Holy stump of a penis. Someone go overboard with the peanut butter or what?
Date October 18th, 2010
So that $50 special for double D's was too good to be true after all? Hmmm. Perhaps next time you feel like blowing your entire life savings.. maybe spend it more wisely? like how about some new sticks for your wall?
Date October 12th, 2010
Some sick fuck crossbred Amy Winehouse with a South African chimp, complete with an apparent jealousy complex. Kill. With fire.
Date October 5th, 2010
A set of before & after shots of a cute girl that underwent a mastectomy, followed by some chemotherapy and lastly a boob job to help bring her rack back to normal... kinda.
Date July 5th, 2010
Probably best you stick to the all-Arab nude beaches where your 4 inch kebab actually has some significance. Either that or get used to Jamal's shit-eating grin cause it's not gonna fade.
Date June 25th, 2010
African American bull dykes. yet another big step backwards for the black race. haha.
Date May 25th, 2010
Scouting for victims outside Barneys New York? Whoa now! A sexual predator with class.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Click through the pics. Your soccer mom fantasy is about to go down the shitter.
Date March 8th, 2010
Date January 10th, 2010
His forearm looks an awful lot like a horse's penis. In my village, that is what we refer to as "a blessing in disguise".
Date December 4th, 2009
Hottest prom photo ever.
Date October 13th, 2009
Imagine all the noses he could break with that thing. I'm jealous.
Date October 2nd, 2009