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Nice but nothing will beat the blowjob I got on my Power Wheels back when I was in Elementary school. Bitch nearly bit head of my penis off.
Date July 16th, 2008
Views 92173 |
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I've always wanted to pay a girl to go into a grocery store and start fucking herself with a cucumber in the produce aisle. If I ever do I'll let you know.
Date July 8th, 2008
Views 94325 |
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I would've put on my camouflage and went in for a closer look. Maybe even setup a perimeter and commence a masturbation station with the aid of my binoculars.
Date July 8th, 2008
Views 93217 |
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That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008
Views 98616 |
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This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008
Views 90958 |
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So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
Date June 3rd, 2008
Views 91832 |
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Some people are actually trying to watch the movie, you inconsiderate bitch.
Date May 21st, 2008
Views 94587 |
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Making out with a chick after she's sucked your dick for awhile is kinda gross. This guy has penis breath.
Date May 16th, 2008
Views 92342 |
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For a second there I thought this was going to be a documentary on how to make porn in public, which would've been great. Someone needs to make that.
Date April 13th, 2008
Views 93280 |
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Soon Burger King employees will be offering blowjobs with their whoppers. Now that would be a value meal.
Date April 10th, 2008
Views 95362 |
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Masturbating to a young couple fucking on the beach, must be the high point of that grandpa's life.
Date March 12th, 2008
Views 94366 |
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Looks like she lost her clothes while jumping the border. All the better, now she's definitely prepared for career as a whore in the glorious America.
Date March 3rd, 2008
Views 93733 |
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I did the same thing during math class, except it was just me jacking off solo. All the girls were too scared to touch my goliath penis.
Date February 25th, 2008
Views 98499 |
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Watch all the way through, he straight up beats his meat in front of elderly people. This guy is your hero.
Date January 8th, 2008
Views 93196 |
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This couple tried to fuck on a public bench but Officer Jackoff just happened to be strolling through the park and decided to interrupt their fun.
Date December 21st, 2007
Views 93142 |
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Public sex doesn't get anymore extreme than this. This couple goes to the busiest intersection in all of Tokyo and fucks in front of everyone. If I was walking by, I'd stick my finger in her butt.
Date December 21st, 2007
Views 92754 |
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She also takes a piss. I don't know why that turns people on, probally cause they're faggots or something silly like that.
Date November 8th, 2007
Views 92526 |
