How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.

Date May 28th, 2010 Views 151304

Dude lets a wet one slip just as he blows his load and then oddly declares "i fart and cum hahaz". Somebody's going far in life!

Date May 28th, 2010 Views 88157

Nowadays it's all about the werewolf kids. They hang foxtails from their ass cracks and howl into the night like complete and utter faggots... all in the name of individual expression!

Date May 25th, 2010 Views 89143

Hot.

Date May 25th, 2010 Views 213055

African American bull dykes. yet another big step backwards for the black race. haha.

Date May 25th, 2010 Views 155766

or perhaps just one of those 'high on life' bitches. Through out the video she goes in and out of fits of retardation.

Date May 25th, 2010 Views 157111

Sex usually comes to an end after the guy blows his load, but not when you're dating this greedy cunt. This poor bastard is forced to finish her off orally, creampie still intact!

Date May 25th, 2010 Views 141538

Raunchy Ronny stuck his grubby hand in the wrong cookie jar and is now setting forth on a deep sea mission into the vaginally unknown just to retrieve it. Good luck and god bless.

Date May 20th, 2010 Views 68985

This position only works if you have a big cock to serve as an anchor. I tried it last year on the night of my birthday and fractured my cock straight down the middle. A warning would've been cool.

Date May 19th, 2010 Views 145969

Pay close attention and you'll notice that that's not jizz being unloaded on to her face. It's lotion. Some dumb fuck standing aside the cameraman is flinging it at her lol. Porno magic baby.

Date May 17th, 2010 Views 95881

Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.

Date May 14th, 2010 Views 170208

Damn... her cunt looks just as busted as the o-ring on her asshole. This bitch is gonna need industrial strength stitches or she's gonna be walking around with 2 craters between her legs.

Date May 13th, 2010 Views 102917

Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.

Date May 12th, 2010 Views 192817

Sorry bitch. That's exactly what you get for looking like Richard Simmons.

Date May 12th, 2010 Views 75977

Taking a picture of your daughters new panties for myspace wile sporting a big shit-eating grin? Yeah, what are moms for.

Date May 12th, 2010 Views 204552

Skip to the 2:20 mark. Silly bitch complains of a burning sensation after being doused in man chowder. Mildly entertaining but not really.

Date May 6th, 2010 Views 69422

I've seen enough animal porn in my time to know a dog cock when I see one. Sorry bro, but you done got the schlong of newborn Pomeranian.

Date May 6th, 2010 Views 121353

In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.

Date May 5th, 2010 Views 86401

Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?

Date May 3rd, 2010 Views 92569

Jamal Jr. has an abnormally large penis and an inflated ego to match. He frequents nude beaches sporting a halfy (gotta play it cool) and propositions random women to suck his magic meat wand. Watch him fail.

Date April 30th, 2010 Views 215734