I've seen enough animal porn in my time to know a dog cock when I see one. Sorry bro, but you done got the schlong of newborn Pomeranian.
Date May 6th, 2010 Views 121680
In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.
Date May 5th, 2010 Views 86666
Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?
Date May 3rd, 2010 Views 92849
Jamal Jr. has an abnormally large penis and an inflated ego to match. He frequents nude beaches sporting a halfy (gotta play it cool) and propositions random women to suck his magic meat wand. Watch him fail.
Date April 30th, 2010 Views 216527
I'm surprised to see that this post didn't get very many clicks. Suggestive beastality usually works wonders. Pussies.
Date April 30th, 2010 Views 55087
Dude gets called over to a changing room to assist a random slutty with her bikini. After she briefly leaves, he relishes the moment and starts beating off while the smell of her cunt is still in the air. You da man.
Date April 28th, 2010 Views 150049
Skanky white girl at Beerfest puts her whoredom to the ultimate test by attempting to deepthroat a 14 inch corndog.
Date April 25th, 2010 Views 131788
When you're starring in a porno called Only Facials 25, it's pretty obvious where you're supposed to blow your load. This dumb fuck didn't get the memo.
Date April 22nd, 2010 Views 131769
Worry less about your premature ejaculation problems and focus more on making yourself look not like Paul Giamatti. Trust me. I just wanna help.
Date April 21st, 2010 Views 104531
More like 195, but I prefer even numbers.
Date April 19th, 2010 Views 136938
There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.
Date April 19th, 2010 Views 69587
Gilligan Grape makes the shocking discovery that all woman are filthy whores after a hidden camera captures his big titted wife making whoopee with the young buck from next door. Sorry Gil. You lose.
Date April 17th, 2010 Views 270250
Officer Urkel gives a street hooker a pass in exchange for a whiff of her festering stank hole. So close you can almost smell the AIDS.
Date April 16th, 2010 Views 174044
Glass tables really aren't the best venue for drunken shenanigans. This was clearly illustrated in my previous post "Gravity Vs. Drunk Fat Bitch".
Date April 15th, 2010 Views 128634
That's some pretty dull sex for an Asian couple. Where the fuck are the eels and high powered vibrators of death? Sell outs.
Date April 13th, 2010 Views 171796
Those titties are almost nice enough to redeem her busted face. Almost.
Date April 12th, 2010 Views 129933
Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.
Date April 8th, 2010 Views 130230
This zany little slut doesn't want any man sauce to get on her mom's Egyptian cotton sheets. HAHA. Too fucking bad.
Date April 8th, 2010 Views 133661
They want you to believe that she can ejaculate like a garden hose without even touching herself. But really... that's just piss. And now her bathroom is gonna smell like a porta potty in skid row. You lose.
Date April 7th, 2010 Views 144851