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Ejaculation in t-minus 10 seconds.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 94040 |
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And your 3 daughters too, by force. That's vintage porn for you. This one's called The Farmer's Daughters. Some decent dialogue but grainy as fuck.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 99512 |
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Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 99729 |
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Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009
Views 102932 |
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A clever concept that never took off. Their content was too extreme, so they were unable to get credit card processing for their site. Visa and Mastercard control what you buy and see and you don't even know it. I blame the jews.
Date March 30th, 2009
Views 94896 |
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Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.
Date March 30th, 2009
Views 92491 |
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Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009
Views 92051 |
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I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 96307 |
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If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 99730 |
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This is from a pseudo snuff film that goes by a dozen different names, most commonly Tumbling Doll Of Flesh. Ultimately they cut her stomache open (for pretend!) and proceed to fuck her kidneys. Pick a copy up at your local video store and make it a Blockbuster night.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 96579 |
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Been there, done that. It's only fun if you're morbidly obese like this sack of shit here. The added weight heightens the experience. Trust me.
Date March 26th, 2009
Views 94720 |
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Don't worry. This is what Medicare is for.
Date March 26th, 2009
Views 93481 |
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Date March 26th, 2009
Views 97214 |
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No muzzle flashes. No screaming for help. No exhibition of pain. And the gun shots sound more like paintball guns. I'm calling bullshit.
Date March 23rd, 2009
Views 93356 |
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Luigi from Mario Brothers? I think yes.
Date March 20th, 2009
Views 93705 |
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Black on black crime. It never gets old.
Date March 19th, 2009
Views 94016 |
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Girls are actually more likely to do anal when they're on the rag. Next time you discover a snatch patch between your girlfriends legs - smile.
Date March 19th, 2009
Views 94341 |
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This is considered a 'solo shoot' - it pays very little but you don't gotta fuck anyone. It's an alternative for uptight girls who wanna do porn without getting classified as a full blown whore. Now with all that said, I think it's kinda ironic that this bitch is already at stage 1 for a prolapse. Enjoy the $300 baby.
Date March 17th, 2009
Views 95329 |
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There's a huge fetish for ugly chicks. No joke. This snaggle-toothed wonder woman could make millions.
Date March 17th, 2009
Views 94166 |
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hahahahahahah
Date March 14th, 2009
Views 95010 |
