Don't pop a boner just yet! The only people getting raped here are men... and fat ones at that.

Date March 31st, 2010 Views 136536

This is fucking great. The dude has tourette syndrome and has a result the love of his life routinely gets socked in the face. BAM! OH FUCK! SORRY BABY! I LOVE YOU! BAM AGAIN!

Date March 26th, 2010 Views 133443

This bitch gags as if she just downed a bottle of cyanide. If that's not incentive to include asparagus in your diet, I don't know what is.

Date March 24th, 2010 Views 114177

I wonder if she's as good at giving handjobs as she is at throwing rocks and splitting open people's heads. It's a definite maybe.

Date March 16th, 2010 Views 129922

Check the 2.13 mark. Mom interrupts her sons homemade porno shoot just to to deliver a pack of smokes. Fuckin model citizen.

Date March 10th, 2010 Views 203140

He struts the streets with his cock out and purposely tries to collide with any females passing by. My hero.

Date March 9th, 2010 Views 136515

Click through the pics. Your soccer mom fantasy is about to go down the shitter.

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 183259

Sarah Connor reminds two skanks that black nail polish and vinyl trench coats are no longer fashionable in almighty Russia. EPIC DEFEAT.

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 113798

She requested that the payload be delivered onto her knockers - an ideal location for a whore that doesn't wanna get any man-sauce in her eyes. Too fuckin bad.

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 127616

It seems this cougar has forgotten how to suck a dick. No worries though. Her friend is more than happy to refresh her memory :P

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 186319

Bitch took one too many oxycotton pills and decided to live out a scene from her favorite motion picture - Babe: Pig in the City.

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 102451

So did that parrot from Kellog's Froot Loops take shit in her shampoo or what? The bitch looks like a Puerto Rican tranny on national Gay Day.

Date March 8th, 2010 Views 117386

HAHA fucking pwned. I love how she gets all camera shy after realizing that she's just ingested her own turd residue. Yep, your life is over bitch. Crumble in shame.

Date February 27th, 2010 Views 133319

I wouldn't let that shit slide. Next thing you know she'll be blowing ass as you try to rim her. Not kewl bro.

Date February 25th, 2010 Views 111803

A born again Christian armed with a video camera harasses various consumers of crackwhore pussy. Community service doesn't get any better than this.

Date February 21st, 2010 Views 115607

Wow. She cries pretty hard. I always thought Muslim woman were genetically preconditioned to being physically abused?

Date February 16th, 2010 Views 111146

Someone shove a KFC original recipe chicken tender in that bitch's mouth and get back to work.

Date February 10th, 2010 Views 123825

Assholes really aren't supposed to bend that way. I have a feeling the next shit she takes is gonna come out looking like a retarded starfish.

Date February 2nd, 2010 Views 111048

That's what you get for sticking your tongue within striking distance of another mans elephant tusk.

Date February 1st, 2010 Views 143167

He has really awesome friends.

Date February 1st, 2010 Views 112979