Little hooker slut with a surprisingly tight cornhole gets hollowed out despite her dismay. Keep digging Ernesto, there's a Chalupa in there somewhere.

Date February 17th, 2009  Views 97982
You either mow my lawn or GTFO. Robbing me is not amongst these options, puta!

Date February 17th, 2009  Views 93146
It's impossible to fap to this shit. The dialogue is far too ridiculous to maintain a serious erection. I wanna cockslap some sense to the writers of these videos, teach them about the importance of realism in x-rated cartoons.

Date February 15th, 2009  Views 94430
And by 'shit list', I'm talking about people that I desire to deficate on, preferably after having ate a little something off the BK value menu. That always does the trick.

Date February 11th, 2009  Views 94827
That device and it's creator must be destroyed. Weapons of mass anal destruction are a threat to us all. Do something god damn you.

Date February 11th, 2009  Views 94865
Some nice titties on this one... but the face could use some work. Start with the unibrow and work your way down to the mustache. Then maybe, just maybe, you'll be worthy of my ivory yogurt slinger.

Date February 11th, 2009  Views 98033
Those huevos are too small. If you really wanna fuck up their photo you gotta bust out the dodger dog baby. All 3.7 inches.

Date February 11th, 2009  Views 98981
Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.

Date February 5th, 2009  Views 92944
I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.

Date February 4th, 2009  Views 95778
This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.

Date February 4th, 2009  Views 94082
You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.

Date February 3rd, 2009  Views 96425
I'd certainly fuck the soy sauce out of her ass, but the music in the background has to go. I'll only make whoopee to the sound of Toby Keith.

Date February 3rd, 2009  Views 96909
I guess Santa Clause here has never heard of Slim Fast. It's that chocolatey beverage that looks a lot like what comes out of your asshole after eating some Thai curry. 999/1000 fatties find it more effective that physical abuse. Amazing isn't it?

Date February 2nd, 2009  Views 91341
Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?

Date January 30th, 2009  Views 91482
She doesn't seem to realize than when you accept money in exchange for sexual intercourse, you officially become a semen receptacle. You will accept my sloppy goo nuts wherever I may choose to plant em. It's not multiple choice.

Date January 30th, 2009  Views 95737
The thumbnail does a poor job of illustrating the sheer magnitude of Tyrone's gristle missile. You'll just have to take my word for it, he could put a horse to shame.

Date January 30th, 2009  Views 98342
This one's too easy. You see Victor De La Lomas in the background there with the socks pulled up like shin guards? I'd do a sneak attack decapitation via samurai sword on him, for failing to assist the victim. Then I'd move on to that rat-faced cunt and administer a taser gun to the vagina for her crimes against subhumanity. There will be peace on my streets.

Date January 29th, 2009  Views 94835
Porn stars can always stand to lose a few more pounds, but god damn, bulimia just ain't as sexy as I remember it.

Date January 26th, 2009  Views 92614
This is one of many instances in which Sylvia Browne attempts to flaunt her psychic abilities and fails miserably. The bitch is a total fraud. Someone ought to skullfuck the make-believe telepathy out of her already.

Date January 23rd, 2009  Views 91940
All that anal sex has got his cock a bit dirty, like the hands of mechanic. We'll call it 'grease', and she's probably just past due for an oil change.

Date January 22nd, 2009  Views 95136