well... that's one way of killing time in Math class. Personally I preferred shooting spitballs on to the titties of an Arabic cunt that sat across from me. Been fine tuning my sexual harassment skills for some time now.
Date November 6th, 2009
Views 147853
wait for it...
Date November 4th, 2009
Views 171908
That dog is a faggot. lol.
Date November 2nd, 2009
Views 176022
Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009
Views 140017
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 123833
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 127857
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 99956
That's what you get for leaving your ass bare. Next time wear skorts, bitch. [watch till the end]
Date October 20th, 2009
Views 114883
Date October 20th, 2009
Views 115570
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.
Date October 18th, 2009
Views 128169
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.
Date October 17th, 2009
Views 102702
Hottest prom photo ever.
Date October 13th, 2009
Views 151697
Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.
Date October 8th, 2009
Views 152686
Way to turn a horrible defect into a pleasurable sex toy. Now all you need is "The Fudge Packer" tattooed on your left ankle, or what's left of it. More amputee awesomeness
HERE.
Date October 6th, 2009
Views 112805
Imagine all the noses he could break with that thing. I'm jealous.
Date October 2nd, 2009
Views 148523
She declares that she's "technically" still a virgin. What does that even mean? Technically? The only way her hymen could be still intact at age 56 is if she's married to
Herbert. Not quite big enough to pop the cherry.
Date October 1st, 2009
Views 100838
Pffft... ditch the padded bra. The flat-chested, prepubescent look fits you just fine.
Date September 29th, 2009
Views 145484
This is a companion piece to a similar video I posted on
eFukt last week. Same girl, same feces, different position. I like the inclusion of Family Guy at the end... looks so strangely
familiar....
Date September 23rd, 2009
Views 115419
I hope she gets herpes.
Date September 21st, 2009
Views 126326
Hey Mikey. I think he likes it!
Date September 16th, 2009
Views 130375
