Ahhhh It Burns

I made the exact same expression when I was baptized. For real, that shit burned.

She Ruins Her Nokia

Watch till the end. Her pussy squirts out vaginal fluid like a fire hydrant. My water bill is gettin kinda high. Maybe I should just in between her legs next time I wanna wash my hair? Har har har faggot.

The Gut Cruncher

One glance at the thumbnail and you're probably thinking this is some fucked up porn remake of the chest burster scene from Alien. Now that would actually be cool cause then this would end with a fatality. But no such luck. This gay homosexual lives on.

Impaled By King Kong Dildo

Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.

Master Blaster

Hey bro, I'll trade you my new pair of Nike Dunks for that XXL penis of yours. Deal?

Now Thats Fucked Up

Just remember though, god has a plan for everyone. If you come out so horribly disfigured that people can't even bare to look at you... don't sweat it bro! That's just Jesus joshing with ya and testing your faith.

Dont Fuck With Santa

This is awesome on so many fucking levels I don't even know what to say. It would've been 20 times funnier if someone added in a 'headshot' sound effect though.

You Will Regret Watching This

Had that been a western diamondback rattler, that guy would've experienced a hilarious instance of death, which would without a doubt make this the greatest video to ever hit the web. Unfortunately, no such luck :(

This Doctor Cant Resist

I know this is just another one of those stupid fake Jap videos... but it touches on an interesting subject. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of doctors have taken advantage of their patients? Kinda makes me wanna go back to med school.

She Aint Getting Laid Tonight

You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.

Showing Off Her Busted Cornhole

She spreads it open like it's something to be proud of. Bitch you're one wine bottle away from having to go the hospital for anal reparation. Stop fuckin with it.

His Penis Is Bigger Than Her Arm

If I had a penis that big and a girlfriend that small, I'd be kinda concerned about potentially causing internal damage. With my luck, my cock would take a wrong turn and go through her chest like one of those little fuckers in the Alien movies.

No More Sleepovers At His House

About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.

She Wants To Taste Herself

It's impossible my dear. Try all you want, your tongue will never step foot on that treasure island.

Wrong On So Many Levels

I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?

Midget Has Foaming Orgasm

Haven't seen bubbles come out of an orifice like that since my best friend's grandma had a seizure and went into convulsions. I fapped them and I'm fapping now.

Great White Shark Attack

Number 1 reason why I always carry a buck knife when I go scuba diving. Motherfucker I will not be your lunch.

Pussy Punching Bag

Come on Rocky, punch that pussy! Or even better... tag team me in! I got a right hook that'll knock the herpes out of her!

Bigger Is Not Better

Guessing by the unhappy look on her face, I'm guessing the perks of having huge ass tits falls short of getting free KFC. Bummer!

Arab Slut Has Poor Hygiene

She totally forgot to douche out her stank hole. Is it really such a big mystery why these woman smell like wet dog?