Date: 10/19/15 | Views: 102409 | Category: LMAO

Teanna Trump. 18, and still doing math homework. But don't let this mulatto's sass fool you, she's all-in porn. Even claims to have scored over 10 NFL stars. Giving her a better record than the Lions this year HAHAHA.

Date: 10/18/15 | Views: 155965 | Category: Porn

"But mistah eFukt, this looks like a normal college Friday - where's da fail?" Listen up my little neckbeard. I've been gifted the ability to tell a woman's weight from voice alone, and I'm hearing 200+ behind the camera.

Date: 10/17/15 | Views: 183033 | Category: Teen

Fred Durst made all the right moves at Pottery Barn & takes home their most prestigious cashier. Good call on going bareback too. You'll want this Netflix and chill moment to be forever burned in memory and genitalia.

Date: 10/16/15 | Views: 135718 | Category: Asians

She's been gifted the endurance of Tyler Perry's movie career. Obvious perks: 1) balls-deep sex with any man/animal 2) void of all constipation-related rectal calamities 3) perma bubble butt. #2 is where it's at.

Date: 10/15/15 | Views: 158166 | Category: Amateur

Never have I seen a girl articulate her sexual desires with such grace. Undeniably the most erotic mental imagery I've had since hearing about McDonald's 24/7 breakfast menu. Both are guaranteed to require a mop.

Date: 10/14/15 | Views: 155120 | Category: Freaks

You probably heard about this already. Story spread faster than genital warts at a 2LiveCrew concert. What you may not know is the Ronda Rousey-esq triangle choke hold applied. It's a mother fuckin thing of beauty.

Date: 10/12/15 | Views: 127758 | Category: Voyeur

Bear resemblance to a young Hank Hill & lay more pipe than the water company: That was the plan til our boy got to the finish line & fucked it all up. 32:40 he asks permission to facial. 32:41 his alpha status is revoked.

Date: 10/11/15 | Views: 109488 | Category: Amateur

A new generation of hardcore fuckery is born. This one is referred to as the "cum until you die" technique. Fine tuned by the nervous system of 1 Gen Padova. Don't know her? You're missing out, my well-scrubbed friends.

Date: 10/10/15 | Views: 137439 | Category: Quitters

The 3rd Olsen sister's sexual sideshow derails after the Mr. makes an unexpected visit to her rectocele. Let's just say dude needs to be running the Kentucky Derby, or her V-walls have the durability of Chinese airbags.

Date: 10/09/15 | Views: 161943 | Category: Big Dicks

How this wide receiver was aroused enough to jizz like Mentos in a Coke bottle is beyond me. The anal is dry, the object is titanic and what's left behind looks like already-chewed Bubble Tape Gum. Strawberry flavor.

Date: 10/08/15 | Views: 101736 | Category: Ouch

Deebo gets shown the fuck up by the most impressive white snake seen since the hair metal renaissance of the 1980's. Neato... but if he ever wants to visit her poopoo cabin he's gonna need optimism, and a crowbar.

Date: 10/07/15 | Views: 109162 | Category: Webcams

A power level commonly found in an episode of Dragon Ball Z, finds itself applied to this girl's v-spot. Nothing new, but what's radical are the faces and electric chair like full body convulsions that result from it. More here.

Date: 10/06/15 | Views: 128341 | Category: Derp

Prostitution is pretty straight forward. Browse CL's services section and let the expletives fly. Unless you're a 300 pounder that idolizes John Madden and is shaped like Despicable Me. Then it gets a little weird.

Date: 10/05/15 | Views: 125436 | Category: LMAO

There's something captivating about a girl that can inhale with the likes of Snoop Dogg. Her talent screams 'i volunteer on a farm to be near the horses'. Definitely ring material. Definitely first to go belly-button deep.

Date: 10/04/15 | Views: 229471 | Category: Impressive

8:15. Dude uses his palm as a makeshift target as his lead performer starts covering more distance than an Olympian shot putter. Cue theme song from Baywatch.

Date: 10/03/15 | Views: 136598 | Category: Squirting

Fueled by mental disability, these heavy-breathing fun seekers construct an excess amount (SEE: 1) of DIY love dolls. Imagine if you could get these things in a Chernobyl sweatshop - that's what they're mating with.

Date: 10/02/15 | Views: 103144 | Category: Fail

A pleasant reminder that in Rio De Janeiro, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than suck cock or eat creme de papaya, consequences will be had. I refuse to find meaning here... but 1 man already did.

Date: 10/01/15 | Views: 215759 | Category: Gallery

It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

Date: 09/30/15 | Views: 181011 | Category: LMAO

Poor execution, bro. People want to see a petite Puerto Rican with a size 0 waist become the target of that nut butter hail storm. Not a girl named Annushka and her fuckstick friend. Now apologize to her dollar store linen.

Date: 09/29/15 | Views: 129007 | Category: Fappers