This is standard college bro i spent $27 on daiquiris, i'm not fuckin leaving until i'm done
syndrome. Fortunately in this episode, the spectators are friendlies. Skip to 5:52 for the most alpha handshake since Predator 1
Date: 07/20/15 |
Views: 97127 |
Can't imagine how many sessions came to a halt after miscalculating fiber intakes and spacedocking herself. I respect the hustle, but the only road out of this fetish involves the zoo and strategically placed marmalade.
Date: 07/19/15 |
Views: 129045 |
I recognize the rectum. It's Holly Hanna
aka the girl with an alarming obsession for creative fapping. Glad to see she's still living dat life. I.E. using basic engineering skills & Home Depot gift cards to reach a token utopia.
Date: 07/18/15 |
Views: 106191 |
Date: 07/17/15 |
Views: 122565 |
Behind-the-scenes of a Ruski skin flick, where a camera man tries regulating two skankaroonies with a blood alcohol level of ∞%. Optimum humiliation is achieved when culprit #1 kamikazes Vladimir's 27" flat screen.
Date: 07/16/15 |
Views: 104989 |
3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.
Date: 07/15/15 |
Views: 138098 |
Starbuck's barista of the month accepts defeat and calls an audible after a meager 4 minutes on Labron's pocket mongoose. In other words: the unavoidable end result of seeking vaginal salvation on blacksingles.com
Date: 07/14/15 |
Views: 190048 |
Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Madonna's rectum after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is fucking cancelled. Now air-drop this cunt to Guantanamo Bay.
Date: 07/13/15 |
Views: 93949 |
Pegleg McGreggor is packing enough meat to start a slaughterhouse. Naturally his first course of action is to find the nearest Asian female and attempt snicker bar seppuku. Me thinks he was responsible for this as well
Date: 07/12/15 |
Views: 170415 |
Category: Big Dicks
Her stage 5 geyser is ready to erupt and not 1 fuck is given. She rubs, she tugs, she sands off the top layer of clit skin. It's going real good... until she brings the camshow to an abrupt halt by... well... you'll see LOL
Date: 07/11/15 |
Views: 162179 |
1st time D-sucker foolishly assumes her job is over and breathes a sigh of relief... only to be shot in the mouth with another wad of Esposito's gold reserve. A choice is needed: gulp or ruin Macy's finest Egyptian bed sheets.
Date: 07/10/15 |
Views: 182608 |
Size Queens: A niche of women generally reserved for guys with words like young and flocka on their birth certificates. Most wouldn't dare drop an n-bomb while filled to the brim with negro boner. Meet the exception.
Date: 07/09/15 |
Views: 128270 |
Nearly suffocated, hung by her hair and what may be the reintroduction of the shocker. Killer stuff, but the 1:00 mark is where she shines. Not since Wrestlemania 26 have I seen such an impressive tombstone piledriver.
Date: 07/08/15 |
Views: 162723 |
Face of Mrs. Butterworth's, proportions of an eggplant and a labia minora only a blind man from Oakland could love. Maybe that was harsh... but I do look forward to seeing u in the XXX remake of Leprechaun in the Hood.
Date: 07/07/15 |
Views: 69004 |
Who the fuck does these pretentious shit stains think they are? The Inigo Montoya of sex offenders? This is why I encourage all my lady friends under 250 lbs (small list) to carry a tazer graded for cattle and Jared Leto.
Date: 07/06/15 |
Views: 131520 |
S'n some D only has a few rules: Minimal teeth usage and keep the c-rings away from all other jewelry. Not a hard list but this backpage.com alumni decides to test fate anyway, resulting in an epic rage quit. GG NO RE
Date: 07/05/15 |
Views: 105244 |
This is perverse. More perverse than the time I decided to take advantage of free chimichanga day at the local taco hut before a colonoscopy. Actually no, that was hilarious. In other words: "i made it rain". More HERE
Date: 07/04/15 |
Views: 227038 |
Fake? Overacted? Unfortunate time to develop tourette syndrome? I don't even care. Just imagine her doing the M.J.F shuffle seen @ 3:42 on your codpiece. You'd ejaculate so hard your bedroom would get a sun roof.
Date: 07/03/15 |
Views: 142412 |
Everybody is born with a gift. Unfortunately theirs is about as useful as Bruce Jenner's vagina. Sure, they can trace the history of the gluteus maximus via one touch, but will that really help greet us at Walmart?
Date: 07/02/15 |
Views: 119955 |
Not since the time I used Canadian nickles on a stripper named Twin Peaks have I seen such disrespect for fat tits. But unlike my ban from The Bush Co. - these BBW whisperers have zero intent of letting this poor soul go.
Date: 07/01/15 |
Views: 143657 |