Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through the petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this waistline. Well... at least she's got respect. Know who doesn't? THIS GUY
. Kill him, questionably fap to this.
Date: 08/30/15 |
Views: 119092 |
South American harlot gets the dignity kicked/punched/stripped out of her after jumping into bed with the wrong husband. Lesson learned: When it comes to men named Alfonzo, keep the guavas tucked in at all times.
Date: 08/29/15 |
Views: 104222 |
A romantic moment breaks out in front of stunned train passengers. Emilio then ups his game by infiltrating teh underpants and securing a chastity belt-like grip on this gypsies coin purse. Technique brought to you by JCVD
Date: 08/27/15 |
Views: 102170 |
If only she put as much effort into those art classes as she does into her Spider-Man BJs, maybe that twat wouldn't be behind a paywall. I like you, I'll fap to you - but the pedestal is still reserved for Six from Blossom.
Date: 08/26/15 |
Views: 102223 |
A beautiful face can make up for anything: Political strangleholds, war refugee negotiations, type 1 genital warts. But this girl? She's a weapon of mass erectile dysfunction and I don't know whether to fuck or flee...
Date: 08/25/15 |
Views: 133897 |
Take notes kiddos: If the femininas aren't flocking to your door like extra chromosomes to Shia LaBeouf then you're doing it wrong. Young, elderly, cousin-fuckers... nobody is safe from the charm of this skin flutist.
Date: 08/24/15 |
Views: 146766 |
9/10 fans of The Oxygen Channel would agree Stewart disrespected her boundaries. But gender equality does not concern this poor man's Nicki Minaj. Big asses = big dollars. And big dollars = all 19 flavors of Rice-a-Roni.
Date: 08/23/15 |
Views: 159866 |
Fire up League of Legends at any given time and you're sure to be communicating with a post-250 pounder that thinks Pop Tarts are a food group. Say hi to the exception. She's like Olivia Munn... except interesting.
Date: 08/22/15 |
Views: 133350 |
Hipster look without the feminist agenda. Not a bad piece of turkey jerky. Will I date her? No. Will I treat her to a Gummy Bear Jamba Juice and complimentary cornhole evaluation? OHY
. Her Twitter
. Her YouTube
Date: 08/21/15 |
Views: 158305 |
Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.
Date: 08/20/15 |
Views: 220715 |
Diana "yes i'll have cheese on that" Dumpington's attempt to cover up the stench of her gas cloud backfires hilariously by pulling off a bank shot Kobe Bryant would be proud of. I'm kinda filled with envy.
Date: 08/19/15 |
Views: 121842 |
Contrary to gender, usage of the mouth isn't really her specialty. She gives head like 1 of the Golden Girls after a Xanax. Calling her inexperienced is a compliment. But its all okay when you look like Idle Hands
Date: 08/18/15 |
Views: 150607 |
Scabies? Heat rash? Mikhail Gorbachev's forehead transplanted to her ass? I don't know, but dude kept his underwear on for a reason and it wasn't to be the most fashionable Serbian with prescription medication.
Date: 08/17/15 |
Views: 124363 |
It's all shits and dumplings until you give a 67-year-old beet farmer a cyclopean erection. He was invited to look-no-touch - he went bobbing for carp instead. We call it 'sexual assault'. China calls it 'breaking the ice'.
Date: 08/16/15 |
Views: 90614 |
The facial expressions this cheese goblin has whilst getting his first handful of tit are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. (DansGame2) Same goes for girl givin' the handout. Every 4 secs is a Kodak moment.
Date: 08/15/15 |
Views: 116484 |
What happens when you mix unadulterated street drugs and genitalia that's seen the business-end of a chainsaw? Tara Reid. Or ABC's of Death
. This needs a theatrical release like Donald Trump needs a hairline.
Date: 08/14/15 |
Views: 58824 |
watches commands his S/O to chew, lick and gobble her way to next month's utility bill payment. Good call on filming too. Maybe for your next exploit you can use said video to negotiate your way to a free super-size?
Date: 08/13/15 |
Views: 181501 |
Skip to the end. The part where he goes 4th of July inside the walls of her meat wallet. If the consistency of his brand doesn't scream 'i maintain a steady diet of yogurt, honey & Elmer's glue' I don't know what does.
Date: 08/12/15 |
Views: 144784 |
Date: 08/10/15 |
Views: 130078 |
The excitement of having to tuck your cock into a sock must fade quick when your average run time is less than a Pizza Hut commercial. Unless that thing can lip sync, I'd say his time in front of a camera is done son.
Date: 08/09/15 |
Views: 133589 |