When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views 106936
Usually when people catch you having sex, you stop and put your clothes back on. But not when you're a gay homosexual. Not even if its a crowd of people who laugh and snap pictures of you. When you're a gay homosexual nothing can get in the way of you and the man sucking your cock.
Date July 28th, 2008 Views 116353
That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008 Views 137461
This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008 Views 95270
So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
Date June 3rd, 2008 Views 100329
Making out with a chick after she's sucked your dick for awhile is kinda gross. This guy has penis breath.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views 104421
For a second there I thought this was going to be a documentary on how to make porn in public, which would've been great. Someone needs to make that.
Date April 13th, 2008 Views 108533
Soon Burger King employees will be offering blowjobs with their whoppers. Now that would be a value meal.
Date April 10th, 2008 Views 126172
Masturbating to a young couple fucking on the beach, must be the high point of that grandpa's life.
Date March 12th, 2008 Views 108365
I did the same thing during math class, except it was just me jacking off solo. All the girls were too scared to touch my goliath penis.
Date February 25th, 2008 Views 134975