Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.
Date October 18th, 2009
It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]
Date September 2nd, 2009
Academically challenged? It's okay. A degree in sucking dick for quarters requires no mathematics. You'll be aight.
Date July 28th, 2009
This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
Date February 4th, 2009
If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008
A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
Date September 17th, 2008
I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008
When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008
Usually when people catch you having sex, you stop and put your clothes back on. But not when you're a gay homosexual. Not even if its a crowd of people who laugh and snap pictures of you. When you're a gay homosexual nothing can get in the way of you and the man sucking your cock.
Date July 28th, 2008
That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008
This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008
So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
Date June 3rd, 2008
Making out with a chick after she's sucked your dick for awhile is kinda gross. This guy has penis breath.
Date May 16th, 2008
For a second there I thought this was going to be a documentary on how to make porn in public, which would've been great. Someone needs to make that.
Date April 13th, 2008
Soon Burger King employees will be offering blowjobs with their whoppers. Now that would be a value meal.
Date April 10th, 2008
Masturbating to a young couple fucking on the beach, must be the high point of that grandpa's life.
Date March 12th, 2008
I did the same thing during math class, except it was just me jacking off solo. All the girls were too scared to touch my goliath penis.
Date February 25th, 2008