Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views 117593
Nothing like a little floppy penis to break the ice.
Date June 6th, 2009 Views 116493
Damn. I'd say Bruno's gonna have blue balls for at least a week now. Sounds like animal cruelty to me.
Date May 31st, 2009 Views 153351
Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.
Date May 27th, 2009 Views 118713
This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.
Date May 27th, 2009 Views 126026
It surprisingly doesn't involve any poop. Yeah, I can see the disappointment on your face already. Fret not you shit lover, this outtake will make you LOL all the same.
Date May 25th, 2009 Views 145799
Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009 Views 128939
Peanut butter not required.
Date May 20th, 2009 Views 110228
Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009 Views 145158
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Date May 16th, 2009 Views 115714
I think they should take this one step further and have a Derek Vinyard lookalike make a cameo appearance. Glock included. You dig?
Date May 13th, 2009 Views 111476
Hey. Her vagina being deplugged makes the same sound effect as when I defecate. That's pretty hot.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 118814
If I tried that on a girl, I'm pretty sure I'd break her back... which is why I'm definitely doing it.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 102448
If you haven't yet already seen these, then you either A.) live under a rock or B.) genuinely don't give a fuck about stupid talentless nigger celebrities. Can you guess which category I fall under?
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 146211
That cop deserves some serious disciplinary action. Preferably something that involves him getting pooed on.
Date May 10th, 2009 Views 98472
Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P
Date May 9th, 2009 Views 117720
What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009 Views 101928
Yeah. I've definitely never made a girl do that. God damn my 3.7 inches of inadequacy.
Date May 1st, 2009 Views 123716
On the plus side, I'm pretty sure ass 2 mouth is still on the menu. That's all that matters, right?
Date May 1st, 2009 Views 123724
Jeepers! That doesn't look too pleasurable!
Date April 29th, 2009 Views 170712