You lose! Try again!

Date April 27th, 2009 Views 114739

I remember this. It was the first thing to ever be downloaded on my AOL pay-per-minute 56k connection, directly followed by low-res scat pics. 1999 was a good year.

Date April 27th, 2009 Views 109444

Definitely a boner killer... for the pig that is. My cock remained moderately hard through out.

Date April 24th, 2009 Views 106466

That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.

Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 113323

Insert "now you're a man!" song here.

Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 143168

Hot shit. I posted an outtake from this video on eFukt like 3 years ago. I always wondered what porno it was from. Must've fapped to it 150+ times by now. There's just something about them tears of anal misery.... always gives me a boner-gone-wild.

Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 141016

I would've decapitated the motherfucker, for real. Taking a fatty's Nutter Butter bar is a cardinal sin, worse than rape.

Date April 18th, 2009 Views 97417

Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.

Date April 14th, 2009 Views 107618

Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.

Date April 12th, 2009 Views 104434

Really brings out the red in your lower intestine. Not too sure about the shaved head though. Girls always seem to find that look kinda intimidating. Best to just grow it out.

Date April 10th, 2009 Views 101311

Now it's legs are broken... good job fatty! You just destroyed Hashmir's only form of transportation, which also just happened to be his sole remaining sexual partner. Errr scratch that - forgot about his daughter.

Date April 10th, 2009 Views 98771

Back to the gym Bishnu. You'll never win your arm wrestling contest with biceps like that.

Date April 8th, 2009 Views 113091

Cute, but I think it's best I stick with the Listerine though. Pussy juice wouldn't do much for my gingivitis.

Date April 8th, 2009 Views 119092

That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.

Date April 1st, 2009 Views 110591

Ejaculation in t-minus 10 seconds.

Date March 31st, 2009 Views 110190

Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.

Date March 31st, 2009 Views 140927

Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.

Date March 31st, 2009 Views 169504

A clever concept that never took off. Their content was too extreme, so they were unable to get credit card processing for their site. Visa and Mastercard control what you buy and see and you don't even know it. I blame the jews.

Date March 30th, 2009 Views 114803

Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.

Date March 30th, 2009 Views 104012

I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.

Date March 27th, 2009 Views 116987