Racist Midget Fucks Her Enemy

Choose your words carefully junior. Piss off the black man and he'll impale you with his cock until you look like a character out of Cannibal Holocaust!

Her Vagina Needs A Doctor

Jesus, his dick caused her to bleed internally. If she ended up dying from her injuries, would that make his cock the murder weapon? My god.

I Wanna Pork Sarah Palin

McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

What Happens If It Wont Come Out

I wonder what percentage of these girls have to go to the emergency room for when of these toys disappears into her colon. It could happen quite easily actually. I wonder if their health insurance covers that?

SFW Porn

Cartoons in place of tits, dicks and vaginas. They should do this gore videos. SFW beheadings, lynchings, firing squads and miscellanious executions.

Gay Man Gives Tips On Anal Sex

It's her first anal and she isn't sure what to do, so she confides in the gay homosexual cameraman for tips on taking cock up the ass. He's had enough experience he could write a book on it.

Perverted Dentist Gropes Patient

Let us not forget about the dentist who used a syringe to inject semen into the mouths of his patients. Read that awesomely hilarious article HERE.

Shaniqua Cant Handle It

What is it? Did KFC just slash their prices? Nah, she 's just shocked at the big dick that just tore up her pussy. Only time I've ever seen a persons eyes pop out like that was in the end of Total Recall. Great movie.

Son Catches Mom Masturbating

Someone call child services. This mother of the year keeps on masturbating even after her kid walks in on her.

Jailed For Wearing Short Shorts

Thrown in jail for 3 days all because the judge didn't like her slutty clothing! If I had the chance to go before that judge, I'd wear shorts so fucking short my dick would hang out the side. I'd do a little dance for the motherfucker too.

Butternut Squash Pussy

That's a big fucking vegetable. Probably could've fed a family of starving Ethiopians with that thing but I think she made the right choice. Loosening up the pussy for daddy always gets priority.

Her Virginity Is For Sale

Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!

Fuck Off Im Trying To Masturbate

A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!

Jacking Off Inside The Vagina

I'm honestly not a fan of fisting. I find it a bit boring. But when you stick not only a hand, but also a penis inside a vagina, and then proceed to masturbate internally... well that's a whole different story =)

Inflicting Serious Bodily Harm

Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Deformed Midget Loses His Virginity

Quasimoto you did it. Your pretzel dick has finally penetrated a female orifice. Now lets cross our fingers and pray you didn't get the bitch pregnant.

Here Rinse Your Face Off

Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.

Handjob At A Ball Game

I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?

Dont Fall Asleep Around This Slut

She thinks it's funny to rub her yeast infected pussy on the faces of passed out boys. Well, I think it's funny to rub my hemorrhoid infested asshole on the faces of passed out sluts, so what goes around comes around baby.

Pig Vs Lion

Guess the lion wasn't in the mood for bacon, otherwise that pig would've got torn a new asshole.