That device and it's creator must be destroyed. Weapons of mass anal destruction are a threat to us all. Do something god damn you.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views 107246
Some nice titties on this one... but the face could use some work. Start with the unibrow and work your way down to the mustache. Then maybe, just maybe, you'll be worthy of my ivory yogurt slinger.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views 127855
Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.
Date February 5th, 2009 Views 103907
I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views 120691
This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views 110367
You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.
Date February 3rd, 2009 Views 123814
Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?
Date January 30th, 2009 Views 97436
She doesn't seem to realize than when you accept money in exchange for sexual intercourse, you officially become a semen receptacle. You will accept my sloppy goo nuts wherever I may choose to plant em. It's not multiple choice.
Date January 30th, 2009 Views 118548
This one's too easy. You see Victor De La Lomas in the background there with the socks pulled up like shin guards? I'd do a sneak attack decapitation via samurai sword on him, for failing to assist the victim. Then I'd move on to that rat-faced cunt and administer a taser gun to the vagina for her crimes against subhumanity. There will be peace on my streets.
Date January 29th, 2009 Views 118667
This is one of many instances in which Sylvia Browne attempts to flaunt her psychic abilities and fails miserably. The bitch is a total fraud. Someone ought to skullfuck the make-believe telepathy out of her already.
Date January 23rd, 2009 Views 99407
All that anal sex has got his cock a bit dirty, like the hands of mechanic. We'll call it 'grease', and she's probably just past due for an oil change.
Date January 22nd, 2009 Views 117310
What's up with nude beaches being overrun by 300 pound men who have 2 inch wieners and sport hats last seen on Gilligan's Island? Don't eat the sunscreen fatty, it'll clog your arteries.
Date January 20th, 2009 Views 110153
Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.
Date January 17th, 2009 Views 114675
When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.
Date January 14th, 2009 Views 138725
The show isn't the same without Regis Philbin. And speaking of Regis, whatever happened to the alleged sextape of him ass fucking the host of The Weakest Link? I'd fap it.
Date January 12th, 2009 Views 110497
Woah. The brief interview with Simon Birch describing his moms titties kinda made me physically uncomfortable. Kill it with fire.
Date January 7th, 2009 Views 106484
"I was sittin in there, havin a drink, eatin dinner... and you decided to fuckin molest me. Period motherfucker."
Date January 7th, 2009 Views 110833
The jizz spews out like a fountain of semen, even gets on the camera. There's probably some more in there that couldn't find it's way out. Don't worry, as she heads home gravity will take its course and her asshole will start to leak the remaining man juice on to the seat of her PT Cruiser.
Date January 4th, 2009 Views 107202
Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views 109450