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Chop chop my slutty, or you'll end up with rope burn between the legs :P
Date August 11th, 2008
Views 92100 |
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Yo glory hole dude, the eye socket is not considered an orifice.
Date August 8th, 2008
Views 92547 |
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Lots of animals eating other animals... I like it better when the animals eat people.
Date August 7th, 2008
Views 93676 |
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Hey, at least it's dad not masturbating at the computer. This way the keyboard never gets sticky.
Date August 7th, 2008
Views 97763 |
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She just ate 5 Wiener Schnitzel chili dogs. This won't end well for him.
Date August 7th, 2008
Views 91813 |
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What has become of the lovable man who could once suck his own penis?
Date August 5th, 2008
Views 92592 |
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I think it's safe to say no one volunteered to go down on that slut on that particular day.
Date August 4th, 2008
Views 94474 |
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Shitting on stages made him famous. Then he promised a live suicide and when he failed to deliver, people lost interest. That's the life story of this shitty musician.
Date August 4th, 2008
Views 91974 |
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Even grandmas line up to watch this Russian slut suck and fuck in the streets of St. Petersburg. If I was there I'd have done more than just watch. Never let a good orifice go to waste.
Date August 4th, 2008
Views 94196 |
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Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.
Date August 2nd, 2008
Views 95347 |
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Next week I'll show you how to play golf with your asshole.
Date August 1st, 2008
Views 91456 |
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This is Chasey Lain... and this is Chasey Lain on drugs! (12 minute version!)
Date July 31st, 2008
Views 94316 |
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I say "it" because I can't tell if that beast is a male or female. They all look the same to me =)
Date July 30th, 2008
Views 92439 |
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Usually when people catch you having sex, you stop and put your clothes back on. But not when you're a gay homosexual. Not even if its a crowd of people who laugh and snap pictures of you. When you're a gay homosexual nothing can get in the way of you and the man sucking your cock.
Date July 28th, 2008
Views 94887 |
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Remember the Goth Orgy video posted on eFukt? The saga continues with that big dick emo kid. Seriously fuck that guy, I wanna cut his dick off and glue it on to mine. Life's not fair.
Date July 26th, 2008
Views 99437 |
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That sure as fuck is one excellent way of forcing your religion on to someone!
Date July 25th, 2008
Views 94512 |
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I've never actually been able to make a girl gape. My dick might as well be a pencil. Being responsible for making a woman's vagina a tad bit looser is a feeling I will never know :(
Date July 25th, 2008
Views 91578 |
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The only benefit to fucking on top of a building is having the opportunity to blow your load on to someone below. If you have Peter North style loads you can really fuck up someones hairdo.
Date July 24th, 2008
Views 91720 |
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The only time being an acrobat is actually useful in real life is during sex. These are the people who invent new sex moves and shit. Aside from that it's entirely useless.
Date July 24th, 2008
Views 92149 |
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Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!
Date July 24th, 2008
Views 92995 |
