Woah. The brief interview with Simon Birch describing his moms titties kinda made me physically uncomfortable. Kill it with fire.
Date January 7th, 2009 Views 106754
"I was sittin in there, havin a drink, eatin dinner... and you decided to fuckin molest me. Period motherfucker."
Date January 7th, 2009 Views 111248
The jizz spews out like a fountain of semen, even gets on the camera. There's probably some more in there that couldn't find it's way out. Don't worry, as she heads home gravity will take its course and her asshole will start to leak the remaining man juice on to the seat of her PT Cruiser.
Date January 4th, 2009 Views 107680
Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views 109813
Either she just took the worlds fattest shit or someone ass fucked her with a wooden baseball bat. I'm leaning towards option number one.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views 102394
If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views 149533
She's no Sarah Palin but I still fapped.
Date December 23rd, 2008 Views 104082
Even if she tells you she's clean don't believe her. Defecation is unpredictable. Even basic anal penetration alone is capable of triggering a hot splooge of diarrhea. Put the safety of your urethra first and always wear a condom.
Date December 23rd, 2008 Views 113479
Don't worry, I've alerted child services. This bitch's titties will never see the light of day again.
Date December 22nd, 2008 Views 128143
I made the exact same expression when I was baptized. For real, that shit burned.
Date December 16th, 2008 Views 103600
Watch till the end. Her pussy squirts out vaginal fluid like a fire hydrant. My water bill is gettin kinda high. Maybe I should just in between her legs next time I wanna wash my hair? Har har har faggot.
Date December 16th, 2008 Views 107224
Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.
Date December 15th, 2008 Views 109882
I know this is just another one of those stupid fake Jap videos... but it touches on an interesting subject. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of doctors have taken advantage of their patients? Kinda makes me wanna go back to med school.
Date December 12th, 2008 Views 126569
You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views 104966
She spreads it open like it's something to be proud of. Bitch you're one wine bottle away from having to go the hospital for anal reparation. Stop fuckin with it.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views 102017
If I had a penis that big and a girlfriend that small, I'd be kinda concerned about potentially causing internal damage. With my luck, my cock would take a wrong turn and go through her chest like one of those little fuckers in the Alien movies.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views 124186
About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008 Views 132076
I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008 Views 126614
Haven't seen bubbles come out of an orifice like that since my best friend's grandma had a seizure and went into convulsions. I fapped them and I'm fapping now.
Date December 8th, 2008 Views 125902
Come on Rocky, punch that pussy! Or even better... tag team me in! I got a right hook that'll knock the herpes out of her!
Date December 7th, 2008 Views 104922