Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.
Date November 24th, 2008 Views 98373
LOL, he tries to stick his dick back in but can't find the entrance. It's just a giant glob of meat, like fucking a rib roast. And now I'm hungry, laterz!
Date November 20th, 2008 Views 111636
I wonder if they can cause penis infections as well? Honestly when you have as many STD's as me, you tend to stop giving a shit about things like this. The more bacteria the better, builds character.
Date November 19th, 2008 Views 116853
I've seen another video of this guy in which he made a chick scream so loud you'd think she was getting fucked up the ass with a steak knife. How does he do it? Is his cock serrated or what? See that one HERE.
Date November 17th, 2008 Views 129966
Where he lacks in duration, he makes up for in size. It's tragic really. Woman see his cock, get all excited and within the blink of an eye our one pump chump is done for the night.
Date November 17th, 2008 Views 113742
That's nothing to be scared of. If she saw mine she'd be running for the hills. In between the walnut size genital warts and discoloration of my ballsack, I feel like I'm carrying the antichrist between my legs.
Date November 10th, 2008 Views 124593
Her brother lands some real punches on her face and it doesn't even phase her. In fact, it's the brother who ends up crying! And then when some good samaritans try to break up the fight, the brother tells em to go suck each others dicks lmao.
Date November 7th, 2008 Views 132995
She claims that she's having the surgery done as gift for her husband. Yeah fucking right. We all know he's sick of her pussy being wider than a football field and is forcing her to have it done. Buddy, divorce the whore and find yourself a devout Christian girlfriend. Her pussy will be so tight it'll cut off the circulation to your cock everytime you fuck her.
Date November 3rd, 2008 Views 101186
It's okay. Where has lacks in size, his huge ass jew nose makes up for it. He should just fuck em with his beak instead. It's his best shot at ever satisfying a woman lol.
Date November 1st, 2008 Views 114877
Maybe it's supposed to? Maybe that's why the Japanese love this shit so much. "Oh wowzerz, that's a really really big dog dick. Ahhhh I'm gonna cum!!!!". You make me sick.
Date November 1st, 2008 Views 105300
Normally I don't post this kinda shit, but with a title like that how could I resist? P.S. - something tells me she intentionally saved that poop for his wiener. Bitch, around here you'd get shanked for that shit.
Date October 30th, 2008 Views 115933
Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!
Date October 30th, 2008 Views 105288
I'm still waiting on the "pussy tightening machine". My wife's cunt is as a wide as our living room hallway... if it was any looser I'd be fucking thin air.
Date October 26th, 2008 Views 101150
Well, they picked the wrong vagina to duplicate. More pink please and less roast beef.
Date October 24th, 2008 Views 100498
No description for this one fellas. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!
Date October 24th, 2008 Views 151246
Notice the quality of this vintage film. There's just something I love about the way 35mm film captures the human anatomy. What I don't love is all this digital porn shit that has replaced film cameras in the adult industry. Vaginas just don't look the same on MiniDV.
Date October 21st, 2008 Views 119167
She may have the upper hand for now, but as soon as it's pussy-drilling time, she's gonna get the shit end of the stick. Her asshole is located so close to her vagina, it would be a shame if his wang accidentally slipped into the wrong hole ;)
Date October 21st, 2008 Views 104256
Now go take your $150 and get laser hair removal for your asshole. There's a god damn pony tail growing out of there.
Date October 17th, 2008 Views 124650
Yeah and I want a bigger dick but that aint gonna happen lady. You're just gonna have to learn to be happy with what god gave you - a few wedges of aged roast beef between the legs.
Date October 15th, 2008 Views 99738
Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.
Date October 14th, 2008 Views 121870