Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.
Date October 14th, 2008 Views 121898
Never have I seen a man, elderly at that, take so much joy in using the phrase "you stinking whore". His behavior is like something out of some poorly scripted porno, but this guy isn't any actor. He genuinely enjoys degrading woman while watching early 90's family films.
Date October 13th, 2008 Views 115140
They know how to work the cock from all kinds of angles and shit. Crazy, they must start off at a really young age or something. Practice makes pefect... haha that's what their daddy says.
Date October 13th, 2008 Views 111431
Gone bad? Someone show me "deaf girl porn gone good", I'm dying to see the differences between the two. Does the good version involve less mongloid-like screaming?
Date October 11th, 2008 Views 126880
This is what happen when your only sexual companion is your pet. When you finally fuck a real woman you just can't handle it. Hmmm this actually explains the 'squeal like a pig' scene out of Deliverance. I'm on to something here.
Date October 8th, 2008 Views 110926
brought together under some rather unusual circumstances, but hey, nothing gets the blood flowing to my penis like a hot blonde in distress.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views 111815
Sorry, unfortunately her asshole is booked solid for the next 30 minutes... but her vagina on the other hand is currently availabe. Sir I must remind you this is quite a rarity, I suggest you go with the 2 for 1 special while it still lasts.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views 110064
Okay let me guess. The boy with the shotgun is probably some surfer dude who recently lost his tiny dick and maybe a few fingers in a shark attack, and now this is his revenge? Kill all the sharks you want brah, you'll still be dickless.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views 105651
She cut in front of him in line. Dear god woman, are you retarded? Never get in the way of a black man and his chicken McNuggets. Bitch had a death wish.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views 115192
Choose your words carefully junior. Piss off the black man and he'll impale you with his cock until you look like a character out of Cannibal Holocaust!
Date October 1st, 2008 Views 120522
Jesus, his dick caused her to bleed internally. If she ended up dying from her injuries, would that make his cock the murder weapon? My god.
Date September 30th, 2008 Views 126122
McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.
Date September 29th, 2008 Views 107430
It's her first anal and she isn't sure what to do, so she confides in the gay homosexual cameraman for tips on taking cock up the ass. He's had enough experience he could write a book on it.
Date September 28th, 2008 Views 128292
What is it? Did KFC just slash their prices? Nah, she 's just shocked at the big dick that just tore up her pussy. Only time I've ever seen a persons eyes pop out like that was in the end of Total Recall. Great movie.
Date September 23rd, 2008 Views 132232
Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views 107223
A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views 102236
Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.
Date September 16th, 2008 Views 151755
Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.
Date September 12th, 2008 Views 105939
I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008 Views 123669
She thinks it's funny to rub her yeast infected pussy on the faces of passed out boys. Well, I think it's funny to rub my hemorrhoid infested asshole on the faces of passed out sluts, so what goes around comes around baby.
Date September 11th, 2008 Views 125262