Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views 101167
Bet she has a real hard time washing the skid marks out on that one.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views 103939
When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views 106906
Every year 500 Mexicans die from smoke cigarettes..... out of their vaginas.
Date September 3rd, 2008 Views 109878
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch!
Date August 28th, 2008 Views 125664
She'll be out cold for a good 30 minutes. Get to work boys while you still have a chance! (I'm talking about drawing penises on her face, not raping her you sickos heheheheeheheheeh!!!!!!!!)
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views 152929
A humble request, but I wont make promises I cant keep.
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views 127886
Her ass must be water tight cause that bottle rocket didn't want to exit her cornhole. And as a result, the bottle rocket burned the fuck out of her rear end. Anal sex with her will be out of the question for a good 5 hours, depending on what she's drinking.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views 112807
Two cocks in one asshole. Which is more in danger - her rectum or their sexuality?
Date August 21st, 2008 Views 116043
I swear to christ the girl playing the role of Linda looks exactly like Chloe Sevigny - who in my opinion is fugly, but it's her unattractiveness that makes me want to fuck her. I don't understand it. My boner works in mysterious ways.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views 125667
I just dont think I could ever bring myself to stick my cock anywhere remotely near where your mongloid boyfriend has been.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views 120171
This is some sex education video from the 60's. That mom was a milf. I'd like to see her getting banged in the ass. Too bad she's 80 by now.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views 116600
She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.
Date August 19th, 2008 Views 102883
He's worried about losing his job. Fuck your job bro, you have your reputation to think about. What if the whole world finds out you pay fatties for secks? Who's gonna want to fuck you then? haha
Date August 19th, 2008 Views 108969
Those were his last words before he snapped his neck trying to drink his own nectar.
Date August 15th, 2008 Views 101733
This is Buck Angel. It's actually a woman dressed up as a man, which means you could fuck it and still be considered a heterosexual. So you're not really a faggot if you fap it to this, at least that's what I tell myself.
Date August 12th, 2008 Views 114304
Chop chop my slutty, or you'll end up with rope burn between the legs :P
Date August 11th, 2008 Views 104775
Yo glory hole dude, the eye socket is not considered an orifice.
Date August 8th, 2008 Views 104482
Hey, at least it's dad not masturbating at the computer. This way the keyboard never gets sticky.
Date August 7th, 2008 Views 125414