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That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008
Views 98616 |
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I fail to see how that is even physically possible. It must be a miracle or some shit.
Date June 21st, 2008
Views 94931 |
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Apparently nowadays when people encounter a badly injured person they immediately reach for their cellphone - not to call for help but to snap pictures. What fucked up country is this? I'm gonna bust out my map and take a fat shit on whichever continent it's in.
Date June 20th, 2008
Views 92966 |
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Man this is so fucked up. Half the time their own parents are the ones pimping them out. It's shit like this that begs the question - if God has a plan for everyone, what the fuck was he smoking when he devised his brilliant plan for these kids? Yeah.
Date June 20th, 2008
Views 97816 |
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What's the point? No one is ever gonna see it, except the 200 guys you fuck. It kinda secures your position in this world as a slut. Funny how that works.
Date June 20th, 2008
Views 93189 |
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I'm a Dawn of the Dead fan, does anyone wanna make zombie porn with me? Hit me up when you're on your period so that I don't have to buy any fake blood.
Date June 19th, 2008
Views 91327 |
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Eh.... I'm sure the makeup sex made it all worth it.
Date June 19th, 2008
Views 92793 |
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As a man of 275 pounds, I find this relatively offensive. I'm tempted to take her to Sizzler and force feed her 5 pounds of quality steak and then duct tape her mouth so that she can't puke it up. Baby you'll just have to shit it out like normal human being.
Date June 17th, 2008
Views 93381 |
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This is truly the best Christmas gift you can buy a man, preferably with the woman included and preassembled plz.
Date June 17th, 2008
Views 92838 |
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In the midst of fighting over fried chicken, Monique's succulent left titty makes a cameo appearance, where it crosses paths with a horny patron who just can't seem to resist having a taste.
Date June 17th, 2008
Views 92476 |
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Congratulations dipshit, now you have twice the meat that's just going to go unused because all you really care about is hanging the heads of those deer on the walls of your trailer.
Date June 15th, 2008
Views 92851 |
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I don't know who is doing the fucking, but bagging a teacher is one of the greatest things you can do in life. It's right up there with fucking your best friend's mom, which I have 3 times so far.
Date June 13th, 2008
Views 98691 |
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First video to make me LOL in a month. The guy swallows a fucking fly while doing a report. Sorry but focusing on fucked up shit all the time gets old. I need teh lulz every now and then.
Date June 11th, 2008
Views 92355 |
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I don't if it's the music or what but that tunnel of love has got my penis all curious. I wanna take a flashlight and have a look-see.
Date June 11th, 2008
Views 92319 |
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Seems like these surgeons can do this shit in their sleep. If only dick enlargement surgery was this easy and safe... I'd go in and ask for the 18 incher.
Date June 9th, 2008
Views 92833 |
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I don't know what he did to deserve this, but something definitely came back to bite him in the ass.
Date June 9th, 2008
Views 93326 |
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Dumb motherfucker didn't know how to work an RPG launcher. Hopefully his dick got blown off.
Date June 6th, 2008
Views 93704 |
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Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.
Date June 6th, 2008
Views 95539 |
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This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 92378 |
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Ewwww. Trust me, I am a true Arby's connoisseur and not even I would dare to indulge in that rotten roast beef sandwich. It's fucking mutated.
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 91584 |
