It's unfortunate she didn't run over that stupid motherfucker as well. The only loss here is the damage to the headlight of her SUV. That's going to cost a $150 to fix :(
Date July 4th, 2008
Views 105467
It's more like no one will ever want to do anal with her again. Her butthole is all war torn and nasty. That's what tends to happen when someone shoves a wine bottle in there with brute force.
Date July 3rd, 2008
Views 134768
She may look small but there's no cock too big for this little whore. Check out this video of her getting
fucked by a 16 incher
and then you'll understand.
Date July 2nd, 2008
Views 136674
Apart of me died the day I found out this was fake.
Date July 1st, 2008
Views 120007
This looks familiar... probably because it came from eFukt, which unarguably is the greatest site in the world and clearly has the greatest videos in the world or else there wouldn't be so many sites that recycle it's content like so. Sigh.
Date June 27th, 2008
Views 129293
I love how the apple is about to pop out and dude is all like 'you shall not pass' and shoves it back in. I bet he ate the apple afterwards.
Date June 27th, 2008
Views 96611
That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008
Views 137452
I fail to see how that is even physically possible. It must be a miracle or some shit.
Date June 21st, 2008
Views 120270
I'm a Dawn of the Dead fan, does anyone wanna make zombie porn with me? Hit me up when you're on your period so that I don't have to buy any fake blood.
Date June 19th, 2008
Views 96977
I don't know who is doing the fucking, but bagging a teacher is one of the greatest things you can do in life. It's right up there with fucking your best friend's mom, which I have 3 times so far.
Date June 13th, 2008
Views 133576
I don't if it's the music or what but that tunnel of love has got my penis all curious. I wanna take a flashlight and have a look-see.
Date June 11th, 2008
Views 102752
Seems like these surgeons can do this shit in their sleep. If only dick enlargement surgery was this easy and safe... I'd go in and ask for the 18 incher.
Date June 9th, 2008
Views 113875
I don't know what he did to deserve this, but something definitely came back to bite him in the ass.
Date June 9th, 2008
Views 107118
Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.
Date June 6th, 2008
Views 116174
This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 102010
Ewwww. Trust me, I am a true Arby's connoisseur and not even I would dare to indulge in that rotten roast beef sandwich. It's fucking mutated.
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 97848
This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008
Views 95269
Some people just don't know how to make sweet love to a womans butthole. I hope it was worth it buddy cause this woman will never let you fuck her ass again.
Date June 3rd, 2008
Views 145198
So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
Date June 3rd, 2008
Views 100328
Jesus. Ok so this chick is a cancer survivor (can you tell?) who for some reason is dating this unbelievable shithead who constantly abuses her and forces her to have sex. Yes, I'd hit it and yes, that guy better get his fucking face beaten beyond recognition. This is seriously vile.
Date May 30th, 2008
Views 104857