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I can only pray that I'll be packing that much meat between my thighs when I hit age 120. GG Grandpa Jones.
Date July 1st, 2010
Views 54168 |
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It's a philosophy that I'd normally agree with. In their case... not so much. LOL.
Date June 30th, 2010
Views 61539 |
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Lose weight and let your breast naturally decrease in size... OR.. be a lazy cunt and pay a doctor 30k to do it for you? I wonder...
Date June 29th, 2010
Views 57340 |
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This camel fucker desperately needs some footage for the sequel to his award winning documentary 'Serbians Gone Wild'. Watch and see how far he'll go to get it.
Date June 27th, 2010
Views 73772 |
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I actually end up do the exact same thing to my 2 month old Pomeranian every time I take it for a walk. Some bitches just dont learn.
Date June 25th, 2010
Views 65504 |
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This haggard-ass bitch is one sip away from a Boone's Farm overdose. She should've gone with Blue Hawaiian. There's no better alcoholic beverage to O.D. on.
Date June 25th, 2010
Views 46812 |
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Tojo turns this bitch's pussy into his own personal jungle gym, busting all sorts of futuristic sex moves.. AKA attempted compensation for his 3.5 inch penis.
Date June 25th, 2010
Views 44453 |
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Probably best you stick to the all-Arab nude beaches where your 4 inch kebab actually has some significance. Either that or get used to Jamal's shit-eating grin cause it's not gonna fade.
Date June 25th, 2010
Views 82967 |
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Not bad for 127 but what the fuck is up with the face? Not even the fat bitch from the Drew Carey show wears THAT much makeup. Looks like a motherfuckin zombie.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 100046 |
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haha
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 57042 |
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What a bitch. Hogging the PS3 and shit.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 91234 |
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Guaranteed to not only kill your erection, but invert your cock for 2 weeks minimum. Puke.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 43028 |
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Wanna see something really cool? Give me an industrial strength needle and a pair of goggles. I'll make it rain silicone.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 36377 |
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Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 121431 |
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Dudes cock turns all pretzle-like after being denied anal entry. If this was a proper eFukt video, I'd do it right and edit in Gandalf shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!". How's that for creativty?
Date June 18th, 2010
Views 278039 |
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Dumb motherfucker handles a baby shark without gloves. What happens is no surprise. It's his scream that will catch you off guard. haha.
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 71254 |
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She's not a fan of the tapioca pudding. After acting like a priss she tries to excuse her behavior by claiming to be a noob to taking facials. Uh huh... and I'm a direct descendant of Jesus.
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 111331 |
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If this isn't evidence of divine action, I don't know what it is. God took that dumb bitch straight out of the fuckin gene pool!
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 55542 |
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Crazy fuck strolls through town with his 2 inch cookie cutter in plain view. I'm amazed the reactions were so subtle. Doesn't anyone carry mace anymore?
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 73647 |
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When Al-Qaeda's henchmen aren't busy chopping off heads and planting IED's, they like to kill time reenacting sexual moves from Street Fighter.
Date June 10th, 2010
Views 90476 |
