Okay so this slut literally doesn't know to do with a condom. I'm glad she didn't enjoy the anal sex, maybe she'll be inspired to go back to school and pick up where she left off... 3rd grade? Pwn.
Date May 29th, 2008 Views 129120
So I guess this is called 'The Helicopter'. Personally, I prefer the Cleveland Steamer, despite the fact that I've yet to find a prostitute willing to participate on that one.
Date May 26th, 2008 Views 98102
Best pussy he ever got. Nah seriously, lets get a girl to stick aluminum foil up her cooter and mimic this mans genius idea. I'd fap.
Date May 23rd, 2008 Views 99032
Making out with a chick after she's sucked your dick for awhile is kinda gross. This guy has penis breath.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views 104376
This is called "autolingus". There is a fetish for it but not a whole lot of content to back it up. One of these days I hope to change that, with the aid of a video camera and a Russian contortionist.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views 109698
If you're stealth like me, they don't wake up. And in the morning they find a gooey surprise sitting in their pussy. If they ask, just deny it and say it's probably vaginal discharge.
Date May 12th, 2008 Views 137680
Check out her asshole after he pulls his cock out. It's torn and busted. Having cum in it probably feels like salt on an open wound.
Date April 30th, 2008 Views 122418
He sticks a baseball up her cunt. Her pussy seems to be constructed out of that same elastic material as Stretch Arm Strong dolls.
Date April 30th, 2008 Views 96653
Anal tearage can be avoided through the use of lubricant, much like how AIDS can be avoided through the use of a condom. This whore uses neither.
Date April 28th, 2008 Views 124201
Eh... I'd still fuck the shit out of her ass. Even though she probably shits bigger than my head.
Date April 27th, 2008 Views 101132
Man this is like the 50th "caught fucking in public bathroom" video that I've plugged this year. Apparently sex on dirty toilets and getting hepatitis is the newest craze.
Date April 23rd, 2008 Views 113120
She's gonna have to suck a lot of cocks to pay that one off!
Date April 18th, 2008 Views 116372
A woman misuses a children's toy to pleasure herself. Lady, you make me fucking sick.
Date April 15th, 2008 Views 97042
For a second there I thought this was going to be a documentary on how to make porn in public, which would've been great. Someone needs to make that.
Date April 13th, 2008 Views 108466
Soon Burger King employees will be offering blowjobs with their whoppers. Now that would be a value meal.
Date April 10th, 2008 Views 126054
Personally I would've take a shit in her mouth and use her face as toilet paper but hey... that's just me lolz.
Date April 7th, 2008 Views 108630
More like 15 second man. This dude blows his load in record time. I wish I could cum that quick, but after years of looking at nasty porn I'm luck yo even get my dick up. Keep looking at this site and you'll be next.
Date April 4th, 2008 Views 100922
I wish she compared their vaginas as well. A contest of who has the biggest pussy lips would've been mighty entertaining.
Date April 3rd, 2008 Views 120949
I think this kinda treatment just comes with the territory. She could always go back to college and become a doctor if she gets sick of being a whore.
Date March 31st, 2008 Views 115104
Miscellaneous use for a vagina #84: Storing excessive quantities of sour cream for a later date. Yes people, sour cream.
Date March 28th, 2008 Views 100516