She sees the elephant penis. She knows the danger. And yet initially, she continues to approach. Why? It's almost as if his elephant penis has some sort of gravitational pull. I want an elephant penis.
Date May 4th, 2012
Views 272740
Nice tits. Nice body. But what really sold me was the low mileage turd cutter. Take a good look. No wrinkles, no stains. It's nothing more than a mere dot, so cute you'd almost forget Cocoa Puffs come out of there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
Views 388220
Woah. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the clitoris. How about next year you just stick to watching the bands you wasted $275 to see and save the titty-flashing for igiveafuck.com
Date May 3rd, 2012
Views 138625
Photos of a deceased rape victim, categorized under 'videos-funny', and accompanied by user comments like "hope he fucked her asshole real good". That's some classy shit right there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
Views 234871
This is wrong. More wrong than the time I defecated a weeks worth of BK value meals into the VHS case of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids and slipped it down a Blockbuster drop-box. Actually no, that was hilarious.
Date April 10th, 2012
Views 288963
How many times have I said "holy mother of AC Fucking Slater, this dude's chorizo stick is bigger than her whole forearm"? Seventy four. How many times did I actually mean it in a literal sense? Zero.. TILL NOW.
Date April 10th, 2012
Views 238041
I'm linking to the main gallery, but if your primary interest is the sow in the floral dress that I've selected for the thumbnail, fret not. Your F-cup wildebeest awaits you on the bottom right-hand side.
Date April 10th, 2012
Views 187568
This is actually standard Japanese 'i cant satisfy you with my cock, might as well kill you' syndrome. Fortunately revolutionary science has blessed us with Extenze penis pills. Save up your fortune cookies bro.
Date March 29th, 2012
Views 152368
He's not particularly aggressive, and his ramrod appears to be cervix friendly (5 inches and under). So why the drama? I haven't an answer but I will note that his cock is as crooked as Owen Wilson's face. haha.
Date March 28th, 2012
Views 207721
Actual translation: look at me, I drink Pepsi from a glass bottle and cut my hair like Ellen DeGeneres. See my left shoulder? Watch how awesomely I can eat shit on wet pavement + dislocate the fuck out of it. Wooo.
Date March 28th, 2012
Views 100234
Where the fuck else on the internet do you get a healthy dosage of vomit-worthy porn side-by-side National Geographic's finest? That's what I thought.
Date March 26th, 2012
Views 120834
This video lasts about as long as that fat girl from Precious on a StairMaster, level 1. So you're gonna need to pay close attention, and if you figure out why the fuck this goob decided to rage, lemme know.
Date March 25th, 2012
Views 231503
Who the fuck does this asshole think he is? The Zorro of sex offenders? This is exactly why I make my sister take my Splatmaster paintball pistol with her every time she goes to the 99 cent store. Fucking degenerates.
Date March 24th, 2012
Views 140497
Epic fap of fury starts at the 3 minute mark. She really goes Chris Brown on that clit. Love her facial expressions. Looks exactly how I did last night while shitting out the Olive Garden's Tour Of Italy.
Date March 24th, 2012
Views 287604
Must be cool being this guy. He's got a hot girlfriend, his penis is as big as Verne Troyer's forearm, and thanks to a budding career at Hotdog On A Stick he gets a 10% employee discount on the pink lemonade.
Date March 23rd, 2012
Views 216307
My approach to sexual intercourse isn't entirely different to that of Mortal Combat. It's all about the combo moves. Here's a maneuver I've yet to practice, but should be right at home for the lot of you faggots!
Date March 23rd, 2012
Views 269917
The girl in video #1 is actually Jenna Jameson. It's pretty refreshing to know that not even the highest paid crackwhore in porn isn't immune from the delights of accidental sodomy. PROTIP: wasn't an accident.
Date March 16th, 2012
Views 239082
Woah. What an a-hole. If it was a Playstation 3 I'd almost understand but a PS2? You can't even play Black Ops Zombies on that shit bro.
Date March 7th, 2012
Views 193164
gat daym
Date March 1st, 2012
Views 338679
She kinda looks like Halle Berry, crossbred with a horse. Tattoos work great on women like this, draws attention AWAY from the face. But not when the placement is directly on your anus. That's just fucking retarded.
Date February 28th, 2012
Views 216586
