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I'm getting this irrevocable urge to use her knockers as personal punching bags. That'd be fun.
Date May 17th, 2010
Views 84440 |
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Cracked out bitch interrupts a live broadcast to show off her withered B cup titties on national television. 15 minutes of fame FAIL.
Date May 17th, 2010
Views 44028 |
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Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.
Date May 14th, 2010
Views 118908 |
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Damn... her cunt looks just as busted as the o-ring on her asshole. This bitch is gonna need industrial strength stitches or she's gonna be walking around with 2 craters between her legs.
Date May 13th, 2010
Views 79472 |
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Silly slut-in-training falls hard on her ass after trying to make sweet love to daddy's furniture set.
Date May 13th, 2010
Views 60415 |
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Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 119597 |
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Sorry bitch. That's exactly what you get for looking like Richard Simmons.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 57830 |
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Beautiful things can happen when you're 3 feet tall. It involves babysitters, kids clothes and some old fashion trickery.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 89672 |
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Taking a picture of your daughters new panties for myspace wile sporting a big shit-eating grin? Yeah, what are moms for.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 128404 |
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You cant really blame him. If your daughter looked like the chunky yet luscious bitch from Dawson's Creek, you'd do the same.
Date May 9th, 2010
Views 166177 |
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When this black bitch gets mad, she reaps revenge by forcing the neighborhood to check out her saggy A cup titties along with the pubic jungle between her legs. Cruel and unusual punishment if you ask me.
Date May 7th, 2010
Views 83282 |
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Skip to the 2:20 mark. Silly bitch complains of a burning sensation after being doused in man chowder. Mildly entertaining but not really.
Date May 6th, 2010
Views 56205 |
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I've seen enough animal porn in my time to know a dog cock when I see one. Sorry bro, but you done got the schlong of newborn Pomeranian.
Date May 6th, 2010
Views 93480 |
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lol
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 81711 |
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In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 63950 |
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There's simply no better way to get a woman's undivided attention than by ramming all 9 inches of your Italian sausage into her no-no zone. They should practice this in college.
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 124266 |
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Not even those 2 Vegas fags with the white tiger can put on a show this wondrous. I wanna titty fuck the silicone out of her. How about you?
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 70937 |
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Can't say it's the first time I've seen a yellow Squash misued as a sexual aid but that's definitely one of the bigger ones. Perhaps she's prepping for a certain farm animal too?
Date May 3rd, 2010
Views 70164 |
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Jamal Jr. has an abnormally large penis and an inflated ego to match. He frequents nude beaches sporting a halfy (gotta play it cool) and propositions random women to suck his magic meat wand. Watch him fail.
Date April 30th, 2010
Views 141411 |
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Adding injury to insult. Props.
Date April 30th, 2010
Views 94295 |
