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Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.
Date April 8th, 2010
Views 112844 |
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This zany little slut doesn't want any man sauce to get on her mom's Egyptian cotton sheets. HAHA. Too fucking bad.
Date April 8th, 2010
Views 114336 |
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They want you to believe that she can ejaculate like a garden hose without even touching herself. But really... that's just piss. And now her bathroom is gonna smell like a porta potty in skid row. You lose.
Date April 7th, 2010
Views 117803 |
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Pampers or Huggies? This is the ultimate question she'll soon be asking herself if she continues to treat her asshole like a Stretch Armstrong doll.
Date April 5th, 2010
Views 113658 |
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A housefly erroneously travels into the gaping ass cave of a 2 bit whore. I've actually seen this happen on more than one occasion. The novelty never fades.
Date April 5th, 2010
Views 104217 |
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You know that gesture where you flick your tongue out at a chick and simulate cunnilingus? That happens to this girl, who responds with a middle finger. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 119556 |
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Scouting for victims outside Barneys New York? Whoa now! A sexual predator with class.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 127704 |
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Push pause at the 53 second mark. What the fuck is that wet spot on the back of her t-shirt? LMFAO.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 112336 |
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How the fuck does she wipe her ass? Getting past the crack, through the fat and to the cornhole? Fucking mission impossible.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 106298 |
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Naaah. Clearly he's just in deep thought - pondering what that bitch's sweaty asshole might smell like on Summer afternoon. I'm leaning towards guacamole. Organic.
Date April 2nd, 2010
Views 110434 |
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That's what you get for being a bird that cant fly. Faggot!
Date March 31st, 2010
Views 99696 |
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Don't pop a boner just yet! The only people getting raped here are men... and fat ones at that.
Date March 31st, 2010
Views 108223 |
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lol
Date March 31st, 2010
Views 111006 |
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LOL @ fat people and their misguided efforts to achieve sexual satisfaction. I wouldn't be entirely surprised if she ate that poor fucker afterwards.
Date March 30th, 2010
Views 111595 |
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This is fucking great. The dude has tourette syndrome and has a result the love of his life routinely gets socked in the face. BAM! OH FUCK! SORRY BABY! I LOVE YOU! BAM AGAIN!
Date March 26th, 2010
Views 110024 |
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This bitch gags as if she just downed a bottle of cyanide. If that's not incentive to include asparagus in your diet, I don't know what is.
Date March 24th, 2010
Views 101089 |
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I don't know what to say, so I'm just gonna link you to a politically incorrect sound clip and let you bask in your emotions: clickity click!
Date March 21st, 2010
Views 119437 |
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I'm being a bit generous here. No way in fuck is that 3 inches. My pet chinchilla packs more between the legs than this turd. Pitiful.
Date March 16th, 2010
Views 119387 |
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I wonder if she's as good at giving handjobs as she is at throwing rocks and splitting open people's heads. It's a definite maybe.
Date March 16th, 2010
Views 107892 |
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Her name is Amazon Eve and she's officially the world's tallest model. But no one really gives a fuck about that. We just wanna know how big her shits are. Seriously.
Date March 12th, 2010
Views 105529 |
