Good call on shaving the pubes bro. It's always nice to see a fellow heterosexual taking pride in his appearance. I'm just curious, exactly how many 50% off McDonald's coupons does a chick like that cost?
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 139932
D-BAG: Gaaaaaaah
WIFEY: Ugh, you done already?
D-BAG: Yes, sorry :(
WIFEY: [multiple expletives]
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 116519
Dear zootube365.com, any ETA on when you'll be posting the uncensored HD video that this image originated from? monkey-splooges-on-asian-bitch.avi would really compliment my video library nicely.
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 153126
Check out the prunage on the youthful slut-muffin in slot #1. Does she reside in a jacuzzi or is that just what happens to people that wear Fruit of the Loom underwear? lol. Check out
volume #2
HERE.
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 161475
Dude got tired of wanking off to fantasies of Missy Elliot rolling around in a 2 story bowl of Kraft macaroni & cheese and went for the next best thing - raping a horse. Enjoy death row you monster.
Date November 3rd, 2011
Views 205589
Dumb bitch must've thought she was auditioning for Fast & Furious 12. It's pretty much the only way you'd ever get a reasonably attractive female in the front seat of a car as homo-looking as a Toyota Supra.
Date November 3rd, 2011
Views 107453
Small request to Jesus/Muhammad/Ed O'Neil - if there's anyway my nose could swap places with that small section of g-string that's hugging her tender anus... my buy 2 get 1 free Arby's coupon is all yours.
Date November 2nd, 2011
Views 140191
This is a scene from the infamous
Donkey Punch, the only film in porno history to be pulled from shelves for reasons other than some Tracy Lords type drama. It's incredibly horrible/erotic.
Date November 1st, 2011
Views 241625
If there's anything that pornography has taught me - it's that all women absolutely LOVE a.) Nordstroms Rack and b.) having their rectums split open by elephant sized cocks. Minus this girl. Clearly she's a feminist.
Date November 1st, 2011
Views 153544
Exorcist-style eye movements @ the 3:30 mark. Manual stimulation overload @ 4:20, girl nearly collapses. Epileptic seizure finale begins at 5:00. Probably fake, but this one's not:
Priceless O-Face.
Date November 1st, 2011
Views 192570
Perhaps "ruined" is the wrong word, as it's suggestive that being straddled by 200 pound African American crackwhore could actually get worse. It cant. Trust me. I've been to IHOP on a Saturday night.
Date October 28th, 2011
Views 78952
Have you ever seen a cheating housewife buck like a feral horse while getting bulldozed by Wesley Snipes? More importantly, who has a bigger penis? Macaulay Culkin or Lou Diamond Phillips?
Date October 27th, 2011
Views 132629
To call him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of a life time. Liu Kang here cant get even get his cock within 5 feet of some genitalia before blowing his entire semen satchel.
Date October 25th, 2011
Views 143161
This is
Hot Kinky Jo, a two-time appearer on eFukt.com, best known for her innate ability to fit entire human beings inside her asshole. Today though, it's mostly just fists and ginormous dildos.
Date October 25th, 2011
Views 84652
There's a pretty good reason why this blonde prefers taking dick up her stink hole. A pretty good reason indeed. Four bucks and my Grandpa's tie-dye loin cloth await you if you can guess what it is.
Date October 22nd, 2011
Views 136858
Hey. I recognize this guy. He's the
creepy fat fuck from the movie Gamer that used Gerald Butler's wife as a surrogate. Shit man, what's your secret? 25,000 Baconators and you still lay pipe like a god.
Date October 22nd, 2011
Views 132642
I really dont know shit about Anime, other than that it's the default jerk-off material for all freckled fat kids named Dwight and/or Angus. But trust me anyway, this is the coolest shit you'll see all hour.
Date October 22nd, 2011
Views 153672
Probably the worst amateur sextape in Slovak history. Dude's face looks like a baked potato and she's a doppelganger for Olive Oyl... on black tar heroin. Major WTF @ the 13 minute mark.
Date October 22nd, 2011
Views 103638
Who the fuck shit in her cereal? I HATE monotonic whores. I'd coat my dick in Paxil and fuck her up the cornholio till she smiled like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting. Google it.
Date October 19th, 2011
Views 74454
Granted some of the pics are a bit shopped but scroll down a little and check the 2 youtube vids near the bottom. Crazy bitch straight ching-chonged her face into Sailor Moon status.
Date October 18th, 2011
Views 69714
