Inebriated skank giving an unwanted strip show gets knocked flat on her ass by the fine civil servants of Poland. Sorry fatty, Ordinance 245-B33 specifically prohibits sea elephants from dancing like Madonna.
Date October 14th, 2011 Views 69480
This hood-skank isn't much for words but her plight is pretty obvious. Likely pumped and dumped by someone with the word 'Jeezy' in their birth name and now left with nothing but a belly full of regret. I fapped.
Date October 10th, 2011 Views 108864
Certainly not with THAT attitude. If you wanna make love to a woman's poopoo palace, optimism is a prerequisite. Same goes for vegetable oil and The Lion King soundtrack. Get 'er done.
Date October 10th, 2011 Views 155953
Dumb bitch spent her life savings on transforming her cans into weather balloons. Congrats, when Jurassic Park finally becomes a reality, you'll officially be the only bitch alive capable of tit fucking a Brontosaurus.
Date October 5th, 2011 Views 50586
She literally cant walk more than 10 feet without having to stop, bend over and pry open her crusty gash for all midday traffic to see. It's a condition. Us folks in the medical community call it Whorosis.
Date October 4th, 2011 Views 61593
Josefino cut some corners when choosing a doctor to de-saggify her knockers. As it turns out, the 'casual encounters' section of craigslist.com really aint the best place to find a plastic surgeon. HUMILIATION.
Date October 4th, 2011 Views 67214
What a scumbag. Trying to pass his seminal fluid off as SPF 30 sunblock? and glazing sexy sunbathers in it under the guise that he's trying to prevent skin cancer? Castrate this motherfucker. He stole my idea.
Date September 30th, 2011 Views 123718
36 minute compilation of bendable bitches getting fucked like human pretzels. I cant take credit for the badastic soundtrack but I will tell you this - skip to 18:40 to witness the best sex position ever.
Date September 28th, 2011 Views 144433
30 seconds of clitoral stimulation and this housewife's twat turns into a fuckin trash compactor. I'm talking vadge contractions. Big ones. So big even her sphincter joins in on da squeeze.
Date September 25th, 2011 Views 214137
This chunker stirs up quite the fuss while taking it up the ass, at one point comparing anal copulation to childbirth. Meh. She gives her BF's cock too much credit. She likely shits bigger than that chode.
Date September 18th, 2011 Views 172949
Dude puts up ads on craigslist posing as a nudist in need of a housekeeper. He then sets up interviews with potential candidates but really it's all a ploy for him to show off his insignificant cock. Just watch the end.
Date September 13th, 2011 Views 126547
Apparently the whole beheading thing got kinda played out. Now when the Taliban wants to put someone 6 feet under, they bust out anti-tank weaponry... turning their victims into human meatloaf.
Date September 10th, 2011 Views 108492
If proportions at all play a role in the size of a man's cock, I'd guesstimate this little honcho is packing something in between a Jolly Rancher and a dinner mint. And yet he still lays pipe like a stud. RESPECT.
Date September 10th, 2011 Views 106970
Nice ass. Nice tits. Face looks a little like the d-bag from AFI, but it aint nothing a 6 pack of Pabst couldnt fix. Now if only the same could be said for the chorizo dangling between her legs. Scroll down, you'll see.
Date September 9th, 2011 Views 176748
You ever wonder how the fuck some of these women take 14 inch cocks up their ass without even so much as wincing? Spoiler: they all pop pills, usually followed by alcohol. Oxycontin + MD 20/20 = this dumb bitch.
Date September 6th, 2011 Views 117611
Open letter to Shaq: I will donate the $16.50 I made off the sale of my Captain Planet inflatable doll to a charity of your choosing in exchange for a single image of her taking your elephant cock, anally.
Date September 1st, 2011 Views 126316
Singaporean girl somehow obliterates the arm of her less attractive opponent in an arm wrestling contest. You know what this means? Yet another husband will go to bed tonight, sexually unfulfilled. Shit aint right.
Date September 1st, 2011 Views 96731