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Date December 14th, 2012
How many times have I said "holy mother of AC Fucking Slater, this dude's chorizo stick is bigger than her whole forearm"? Seventy four. How many times did I actually mean it in a literal sense? Zero.. TILL NOW.
Date April 10th, 2012
Must be cool being this guy. He's got a hot girlfriend, his penis is as big as Verne Troyer's forearm, and thanks to a budding career at Hotdog On A Stick he gets a 10% employee discount on the pink lemonade.
Date March 23rd, 2012
Date March 1st, 2012
Kennedy Kressler - the only "pornstar" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.
Date January 28th, 2012
You ever see that movie 'In Too Deep' with Omar Epps? Me neither, but if they ever made a pornographic spinoff with a black guy hung like a Brontosaurus... it'd probably look something like this.
Date August 9th, 2011
Euro version of that douchebag Danny Bonaduce stuffs his fag-pants with a Vienna sausage and shoves in the face of random patrons. Reactions are pretty weak, save for the uptight mother at the halfway mark.
Date June 15th, 2011
Brazilian pornstar accepts defeat and subtly taps out after getting anally railed by a schnitzel thicker than a palm tree. Best of luck with your future Lupe. A sea of promising janitorial careers await you.
Date May 13th, 2011
God damn. Havent heard a black man scream like this since R Kelly was aquitted on all 23 counts of molesting his goddaughter lol. Kinda reminds me of this little eFukt gem
Date April 25th, 2011
A big pencil dick actually. Such things do exist. It's all about proportions and while the thumbnail may not show it, I assure you this jabroni has the girth to length ratio of California palm tree.
Date January 5th, 2011
Pornstar goes all Terri Schiavo after being impaled by the biggest dong youll ever see. Seriously, if that dudes married... his wife must have the cunt of a yeti to be taking that kind of dick on a regular basis.
Date December 28th, 2010
This is a brief scene where the fake smile fades and some genuine concern is voiced. Doesnt make much difference though. When you take a 14.5 cock up the ass, you're essentially buying yourself a 1 way ticket to prolapse city no matter how you go about it.
Date November 22nd, 2010
I always knew deep in my heart that Doogie had a big cock. He actually knows how to use it too. He slam fucks her charcoal pussy as if its going outta style.
Date October 2nd, 2010
So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.
Date August 19th, 2010
Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.
Date May 14th, 2010
Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009
Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009
Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009
That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009
If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009