Gorgeous kissable face, tight n' right abs and jumpin' juicy fake tits for mouthfuls of munchin' - but how about that obscene dual bowling ball rubber ass? Seriously! An all-time low of big booty dysmorphia at 5:19.
Date June 13th, 2013
This is Jodi Arias - the girl that sucked off her ex-bf and then decapitated him in the shower an hour later. Vagina looks a little top-heavy but still a very cute girl. She'll be hearing from me on writeaprisoner.com.
Date February 3rd, 2013
This is bad. This is horrible. You simply don't do this type of shit to women. Especially women that look like Vasquez from James Cameron's 1986 film Aliens. The cashier at my Del Taco will be hearing about this.
Date October 14th, 2012
Apparently this is Bailey Jay, the Vita Don Teese of chicks w/ dicks. I'm not so sure. Some will look at this and see a beautiful shemale, all I see is that goofy fuck from Saving Silverman
Date August 30th, 2012
She looks fine in the first pic, but if you keep scrolling down... it becomes pretty apparent who her parents are. Mother: Eva Mendez. Father: fucking Gonzo from Sesame Street. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Date August 18th, 2012
The ultimate collection (read: 4 images) of intoxicated women soiling the utter fuck out of their underpants. Perhaps I'm alone here but I'm seeing Taco Bell pintos & cheese across the board.
Date August 16th, 2012
Looks like something crawled out of Tim Burton's asshole and stole Anne Heche's haircut (circa I Know What You Did Last Summer). Thanks lady, you've reduced my erection to a Jolly Rancher.
Date August 16th, 2012
Nice tits. Nice body. But what really sold me was the low mileage turd cutter. Take a good look. No wrinkles, no stains. It's nothing more than a mere dot, so cute you'd almost forget Cocoa Puffs come out of there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
Photos of a deceased rape victim, categorized under 'videos-funny', and accompanied by user comments like "hope he fucked her asshole real good". That's some classy shit right there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
I'm linking to the main gallery, but if your primary interest is the sow in the floral dress that I've selected for the thumbnail, fret not. Your F-cup wildebeest awaits you on the bottom right-hand side.
Date April 10th, 2012
Ginger chubber finally pulls the plug on her nightly outings to Olive Garden and subsequently becomes fuckable. But can she keep off the weight and truly quell her desires for unlimited soup & breadsticks?
Date February 7th, 2012
Actually I lied. She's neither hot nor attempting to improve hygiene. She's Esmeralda, stealer of the Toshiba flatscreen and witchcraft aficionado. Moral of the story: never fuck with a Mexican's Telemundo.
Date November 14th, 2011
Check out the prunage on the youthful slut-muffin in slot #1. Does she reside in a jacuzzi or is that just what happens to people that wear Fruit of the Loom underwear? lol. Check out
volume #2 HERE
Date November 7th, 2011
Her face is more plastic than a China-made Glock. She should've saved that botox for her pussy lips instead. Always down for the Arby's.
Date December 3rd, 2010
A fine collection of women that havent been keeping up with modern technology - like sunblock. It's okay, the contrast makes my dick hard.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Fuck lady. If your mission is to pick up a 5 finger discount in the meat department, might as well go for the good stuff and nab a rib roast and some filet mignon. Bitch's never know how to steal.
Date July 27th, 2010
These are the "before" shots. I'd rather see the "after" ones where they're still trying to figure out whose basement they're in and why there's dried up cum in their hair.
Date August 10th, 2009
They put these pics up on their profiles cause they think it's cute and funny. Little do they know, it's the official jackoff material of balding 50 year olds around the world.
Date August 1st, 2009
... what a hot piece of ass. I tried to fap but I got cock-blocked by my own conscious. Apparently it's bad karma to masturbate to dead people.
Date June 27th, 2009
This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project
. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.
Date May 27th, 2009