They call her Cytherea. I prefer the moniker 1 Trick Pony. Her only claim to fame is her ability to urinate while impersonating Michael J. Fox, aka a 'squirting orgasm'. Shit's faker than Carlos Mencia's green card.

Date January 8th, 2012 Views 114714

This dude is the Gandalf of making women cum and today his knowledge is all open source. Just practice some of his teachings and I promise... your 'girlfriend' will never scream rape again.

Date November 30th, 2011 Views 190427

Cute blonde channels her inner Michael J. Fox after having the climax of a lifetime, complete with twitching limbs and a volcanic eruption of pussy juice that drenches the set.

Date May 31st, 2011 Views 117643

She gushes out cum like a broken sprinkler. And by cum I mean urine... cause female ejaculation is a fuckin lie - unlike the rumor that all black people are deathly afraid of cats. That was actually scientifically proven in 1987.

Date September 9th, 2010 Views 128322

Chick falls to her knees with a thigh-quivering orgasm. Johnny Cock N' Balls goes in for another round of ovary bashing but she aint having it! haha.

Date August 27th, 2010 Views 194698

What the fuck was that? Either she's been shoving oatmeal down the wrong hatch or this bitch has a major yeast infection. Eww.

Date August 13th, 2010 Views 101931

They want you to believe that she can ejaculate like a garden hose without even touching herself. But really... that's just piss. And now her bathroom is gonna smell like a porta potty in skid row. You lose.

Date April 7th, 2010 Views 144842

I suppose age is of no importance when it comes to female ejaculation, but still... she's young enough to be my daughter. Faptastic.

Date August 13th, 2009 Views 157860

Cute, but I think it's best I stick with the Listerine though. Pussy juice wouldn't do much for my gingivitis.

Date April 8th, 2009 Views 119477

Watch till the end. Her pussy squirts out vaginal fluid like a fire hydrant. My water bill is gettin kinda high. Maybe I should just in between her legs next time I wanna wash my hair? Har har har faggot.

Date December 16th, 2008 Views 107236