I wont even attempt to describe this. It's as baffling as Macaulay Culkin's decision to pass on a sequel to The Pagemaster. Actually no, that's an entirely different realm of bafflement, but you get the idea.
Date January 2nd, 2012
Views 214106
Dumb bitch must've thought she was auditioning for Fast & Furious 12. It's pretty much the only way you'd ever get a reasonably attractive female in the front seat of a car as homo-looking as a Toyota Supra.
Date November 3rd, 2011
Views 107557
Who the fuck shit in her cereal? I HATE monotonic whores. I'd coat my dick in Paxil and fuck her up the cornholio till she smiled like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting. Google it.
Date October 19th, 2011
Views 74543
Bad news comes first: you're most likely now infertile. But on the plus side.. you just had a smokin hot blonde make contact with your testicles. In my book, that goes down as a victory. You done good son.
Date June 28th, 2011
Views 110283
Apologies in advance for the misleading thumbnail. I trust all will be forgiven once you see this bitch literally gag on another mans cock while on the phone with her oblivious husband. It's quite audacious.
Date May 3rd, 2011
Views 167123
Nothing says 'good morning' like 10 fluid ounces of post-asparagus urinal bliss, straight to the dome. She's less than appreciative but thats okay. Blondes look hotter when they're angry.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 137649
Not sure what's better... fat bitch puking up a fresh load of tapioca pudding or the mentally deficient yokel that cant stop laughing at her for it. PROTIP: scroll down if you cant find the video.
Date February 6th, 2011
Views 83405
King of Douche badgers his girlfriend into blowing him as he cruises down the highway in his mom's Chevy Celebrity, babbling out all kinds of stupid shit along the way. She aint having it.
Date December 19th, 2010
Views 89694
My 5 years of porno wisdom tell me this video is probablly fake, just like that popular porn blooper of the cameraman getting
accidentally splooged on. Pretty solid acting on Steve Urkel's part though.
Date December 16th, 2010
Views 87141
I've seen some pretty random shit in my time as a connoisseur of pornography. I'll be damned if footage of a skinny blonde being forced to lick the cornhole of a stuffed animal doesnt rank near the top.
Date November 12th, 2010
Views 57702
Dirty bitch with a bangin body slips her hand down the back of her pants to relieve an itchy browneye. Okay mission accomplished. But then what does she do? Smells her fucking fingers. Wifey material for sure.
Date November 7th, 2010
Views 108717
I know, it's been a whole millenium since the last you got laid but try to take it easy bro. All that rambunctious behavior might trigger a heart attack. Hmmm. On second tough... please continue.
Date October 10th, 2010
Views 112005
Big booty bitch spreads her sweet cheeks and takes a nice seat on her best friends face. Pretty sure she blew some ass while she was at it, judging by the look of repulsion on her friends face. LOL.
Date September 20th, 2010
Views 131502
Listen up at the 21 second and 34 second mark. Dumb bitch gets grossed out by the toxins emitted from her own gash. I hear Costco has good deals on Vagisil if you buy in bulk. Get to it.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 107915
Pay close attention to the hippo in pink standing in the stairwell with her son. Kid goes completely apeshit once he lays eyes on a pair of white titties. haha.
Date August 9th, 2010
Views 101077
This is what your girlfriend really does every Friday night when she disappears to supposedly get her nails done at the mall. Dirty sluts.
Date August 7th, 2010
Views 159173
Big titted bimbo has an interesting storage unit for her cellphone. Regrettably, it's not her twat... although I'm sure that'd make for an equally snug fit.
Date July 23rd, 2010
Views 135754
GUY: LMAO, I blasted you!
GIRL: It smells so bad, how can this be happening?
GUY Two words. Taco Bell.
GIRL: [excessive crying]
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 75766
Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 194321
Skanky white girl at Beerfest puts her whoredom to the ultimate test by attempting to deepthroat a 14 inch corndog.
Date April 25th, 2010
Views 131319
