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She must have been really sick of all those hairy 2 inch cocks commonly found on Indian men, so she turned to a more adequate lover - her bathroom sink.
Date July 23rd, 2008 Views: 3149 |
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I never really understood how or why people jacked off to these cartoons, but it's all starting to make sense. The boner occurs whether you like it or not.
Date July 23rd, 2008 Views: 11218 |
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This is ridiculously fucking awesome. That snake could probably crush your rib cage in about 3 seconds flat and shit you out before mommy even knew you were missing.
Date July 22nd, 2008 Views: 17624 |
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This poor poor girl. If she pukes up everything she eats, then she's probably never felt the wonders of going poop. She must feel so deprived.
Date July 22nd, 2008 Views: 12815 |
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Check out the effects of a shitload of alcohol on a young naive slut. The urges to remove her clothing and spread her legs have completely taken over her. It's science at its finest.
Date July 22nd, 2008 Views: 17277 |
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Well, there goes the worlds next Ron Jeremy.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 17461 |
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or perhaps his penis is too big? Clear your lungs and hock a loogie right onto her vaginal opening, there's no better lubricant.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 45707 |
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"Fuck you woman, you're a lesbian. Go to hell" said the 1 armed cripple who likes to spit chocolate milk at people passing buy. I'd thoroughly enjoy the opportunity to defecate on this dude.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 3878 |
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Silly porno noob, you have much to learn if you wanna make a career out of spreading STD's.
Date July 21st, 2008 Views: 25177 |
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You're a slut, get used to it.
Date July 18th, 2008 Views: 45685 |
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Nice but nothing will beat the blowjob I got on my Power Wheels back when I was in Elementary school. Bitch nearly bit head of my penis off.
Date July 16th, 2008 Views: 18887 |
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That's pussy shit, try doing it in a Spongebob Squarepants themed jolly jumper. Epic penetration.
Date July 16th, 2008 Views: 18986 |
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A sight all too common for me. The diameter of my penis has been known to cause vaginal tearage, so I find myself often recommending toys similar to these to better prepare for my dinosaur cock. It's not easy having a big dick.
Date July 15th, 2008 Views: 35532 |
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He now has a hole in his hand. That opens up some interesting masturbation options.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 19245 |
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Ungodly creatures! They should've been destroyed at birth.
Date July 14th, 2008 Views: 51704 |
