cause there's a 150 pound tumor blocking the passage to her tunnel of love. Bummer. Luckily god was a heterosexual with foresight and thus designed women with alternative orifices.

Date November 6th, 2009 Views: 5342
well... that's one way of killing time in Math class. Personally I preferred shooting spitballs on to the titties of an Arabic cunt that sat across from me. Been fine tuning my sexual harassment skills for some time now.

Date November 6th, 2009 Views: 5257
wait for it...

Date November 4th, 2009 Views: 60759
Possible factors: A.) her vagina looks like pot roast B.) her son, pictured left, has no father C.) she's half Mexican D.) all of the above. lol.

Date November 3rd, 2009 Views: 48951
That dog is a faggot. lol.

Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 82213
Where I live, this is considered community service.

Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 53397
If you're gonna be a hooker, you really ought to do it in the U.S. My mom gets health benefits and everything.

Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 47695
Playboy material.

Date October 30th, 2009 Views: 76503
HUMILIATING DEFEAT!

Date October 28th, 2009 Views: 53519
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 82719
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 83022
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 22003
It's cute and funny if women do it... but god knows that if that cadaver had a pair of titties and I was the one doing the groping - everybody would be screaming necrophilia. Shit's just not fair.

Date October 22nd, 2009 Views: 69952
Their words... not mine!

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 47539
Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 61547