These NEVER get old.

Date October 30th, 2009 Views: 95875
HUMILIATING DEFEAT!

Date October 28th, 2009 Views: 65278
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 96315
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 99843
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!

Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 25745
It's cute and funny if women do it... but god knows that if that cadaver had a pair of titties and I was the one doing the groping - everybody would be screaming necrophilia. Shit's just not fair.

Date October 22nd, 2009 Views: 79298
Their words... not mine!

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 52129
Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 68613
That's what you get for leaving your ass bare. Next time wear skorts, bitch. [watch till the end]

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 70303
This will probably upset you. Please, cleanse your eyes. I insist.

Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 44592
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.

Date October 18th, 2009 Views: 79648
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.

Date October 17th, 2009 Views: 56280
For the sake of self gratification, I'd hope he's right handed.

Date October 17th, 2009 Views: 58268
One of the many perks of having a mother that's a direct descendant of the elusive Man Bear Pig.

Date October 13th, 2009 Views: 46527
Hottest prom photo ever.

Date October 13th, 2009 Views: 116426