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Date April 17th, 2009 Views: 89572 |
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By far one of the greatest movies of 1987.
Date April 17th, 2009 Views: 106794 |
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Hmmm. She must've forgot that she was in Russia - where spousal abuse is an olympic sport. It doesn't matter how perky your tits are lady, when you hit a man over there... he'll gonna hit you right back, again and again and again and again. lol.
Date April 15th, 2009 Views: 91389 |
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It appears to me mixed in with the flattened intestines but it's hard to say for sure. Someone get me a shovel and a magnifying glass. I'm the Sherlock Holmes of pussy.
Date April 14th, 2009 Views: 91827 |
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Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.
Date April 14th, 2009 Views: 86446 |
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Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.
Date April 12th, 2009 Views: 84365 |
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Those little nips really ought to consider releasing more blooper footage. I'd give my left nut to see the outtakes on one of their pseudo snuff films... "LOL no Yoshi, you're doing it all wrong. Decapitate her first, THEN ejaculate into her mouth". Hook it up and I'll promise to never mock their 1.25 inch penises again. Scouts honor.
Date April 11th, 2009 Views: 92571 |
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Really brings out the red in your lower intestine. Not too sure about the shaved head though. Girls always seem to find that look kinda intimidating. Best to just grow it out.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views: 81138 |
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Does she suck dick out of pity too? My penis is just about as deformed as that dudes face. A little sympathy would do me some good.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views: 83491 |
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Now it's legs are broken... good job fatty! You just destroyed Hashmir's only form of transportation, which also just happened to be his sole remaining sexual partner. Errr scratch that - forgot about his daughter.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views: 81384 |
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I rather sprinkle battery acid over the tip of penis than watch my mother give birth to another bastard child. What the fuck were these parents thinking lol.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views: 106773 |
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Back to the gym Bishnu. You'll never win your arm wrestling contest with biceps like that.
Date April 8th, 2009 Views: 88697 |
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Cute, but I think it's best I stick with the Listerine though. Pussy juice wouldn't do much for my gingivitis.
Date April 8th, 2009 Views: 93244 |
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I was gonna call it "peeping tom" but the dudes clearly black. I gotta keep it real yo!
Date April 6th, 2009 Views: 83724 |
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Hashmir is curious to see just how many fingers he can fit up his girlfriend's seemingly tight pussy but his experiment comes to an early end after she starts screaming like a Mexican on the deportation bus. Should've busted out the WD-40 bro. Works every time.
Date April 6th, 2009 Views: 107304 |
