Why the fuck would anyone want to excel their skills in tuna eating? Providing sexual gratification for your partner is for pussies. Real men bust their nut in 60 seconds or less and leave it at that.

Date March 3rd, 2009 Views: 83352
I'm having a hard time distinguishing his cock from his ball sack. The whole package just looks like a shriveled up potato.

Date March 1st, 2009 Views: 80720
You know the "We Can Fly" song from Peter Pan? Put that shit on and watch this.

Date February 28th, 2009 Views: 80579
They always let the fatties fall to their deaths. But if it's got tits and a slim figure, Jesus Christ himself will intervene.

Date February 28th, 2009 Views: 83864
This would've ended better had someone inserted the tip of a double barreled shotgun into that gaping vagina and pulled the trigger. Try again.

Date February 28th, 2009 Views: 84345
This video made me livid. Then I washed my eyes out with 2 Pakistani rape videos and 5 Pakistani beheading videos. And then surprisingly the damage was undone. Subhuman scum.

Date February 26th, 2009 Views: 82858
This is good. Really good.

Date February 25th, 2009 Views: 88058
Hiding in the womens bathroom, frightening hot chicks just as they're about to defecate, making it on to national television. I think I'm about ready for that career change. Japan, hit me up!

Date February 25th, 2009 Views: 92753
I'm calling bullshit. Hector lost his v-card to a withered fatty and upon his feelings of regret, he decide to save face by making claims of trickery and rape. I'll bet money on it.

Date February 25th, 2009 Views: 80715
The N-Bomb has been decommissioned, with the word 'president' taking up it's place. I seriously thought this was a joke at first. I mean it's a nice effort and all but come on..... it just doesn't have the same ring to it people.

Date February 24th, 2009 Views: 80098
Was he intentionally making those monkey sounds or was that just coincidence? Eitherway, good work my Aryan brother! Now for the sake of variety, throw some #2 in there.

Date February 24th, 2009 Views: 87927
HEADSHOT FAIL! Her hair weave stopped a .40 caliber bullet from penetrating her skull haha.

Date February 22nd, 2009 Views: 81786
Just a mere 30 seconds on the cock and she's already entering full on Michael J. Fox mode. If there was such a thing as a female premature ejaculator, this is it.

Date February 21st, 2009 Views: 96487
Nice. Now they're gonna die some ridiculously slow horrible death. More rednecks showing off their shootin skills HERE

Date February 21st, 2009 Views: 83713
Daddy school starts soon. Where's my lucky pencil? Haha eat lead motherfucker.

Date February 18th, 2009 Views: 78750