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Little hooker slut with a surprisingly tight cornhole gets hollowed out despite her dismay. Keep digging Ernesto, there's a Chalupa in there somewhere.
Date February 17th, 2009 Views: 93740 |
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You either mow my lawn or GTFO. Robbing me is not amongst these options, puta!
Date February 17th, 2009 Views: 82622 |
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For a moment there, it seems she lost grasp of the concept called gravity. Where was she expecting that enema juice to land?
Date February 17th, 2009 Views: 90891 |
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It's impossible to fap to this shit. The dialogue is far too ridiculous to maintain a serious erection. I wanna cockslap some sense to the writers of these videos, teach them about the importance of realism in x-rated cartoons.
Date February 15th, 2009 Views: 85480 |
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Don't worry Carlos. You can still hop the border... and boy do I mean HOP! Heeheehehehe!
Date February 15th, 2009 Views: 81463 |
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And by 'shit list', I'm talking about people that I desire to deficate on, preferably after having ate a little something off the BK value menu. That always does the trick.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 86213 |
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That device and it's creator must be destroyed. Weapons of mass anal destruction are a threat to us all. Do something god damn you.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 86827 |
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Some nice titties on this one... but the face could use some work. Start with the unibrow and work your way down to the mustache. Then maybe, just maybe, you'll be worthy of my ivory yogurt slinger.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 97904 |
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Those huevos are too small. If you really wanna fuck up their photo you gotta bust out the dodger dog baby. All 3.7 inches.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 98762 |
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Better get real good with your left hand buddy, or your fappin days are long over.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views: 82351 |
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She was a member of the Tamil Tigers, a terrorist organization I know nothing about, located in a country I couldn't even point out on a map. All I know is the obvious - she aint breathing and it seems that someone has borrowed her clothing. Better return that shit bro.
Date February 9th, 2009 Views: 90937 |
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Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.
Date February 5th, 2009 Views: 82945 |
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I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views: 89857 |
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This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views: 85327 |
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You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.
Date February 3rd, 2009 Views: 90446 |
