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He just sits there and watches as his GF gets pwn3d. Although in his defense, she looks slightly middle eastern - in which case I too would've just sat there and watched. Hell, I probably would've even had a little bit of popcorn as the action intensified.
Date October 12th, 2009 Views: 80389 |
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Hot shit. Last time I fapped this much was back in 1999 after uncovering a plethora of homemade horse porn on Napster. Good times.
Date October 11th, 2009 Views: 145296 |
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Pretty much the greatest thing you'll ever see. Serious. I've had this on repeat for 4 hours now. It never gets old.
Date October 10th, 2009 Views: 85315 |
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Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.
Date October 8th, 2009 Views: 130453 |
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I fapped. Twice.
Date October 7th, 2009 Views: 141930 |
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This is epic. An army of little beaners swarm a big titted spic and grab at her ass as if it were a pinata choc full of pork rinds. Feliz navidad, bitch!
Date October 7th, 2009 Views: 88043 |
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Pfffft.... with a smile like that, men wont even notice!
Date October 6th, 2009 Views: 55052 |
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Way to turn a horrible defect into a pleasurable sex toy. Now all you need is "The Fudge Packer" tattooed on your left ankle, or what's left of it. More amputee awesomeness HERE.
Date October 6th, 2009 Views: 68896 |
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Funniest shit I've seen all week.
Date October 6th, 2009 Views: 103245 |
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Imagine all the noses he could break with that thing. I'm jealous.
Date October 2nd, 2009 Views: 144245 |
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She declares that she's "technically" still a virgin. What does that even mean? Technically? The only way her hymen could be still intact at age 56 is if she's married to Herbert. Not quite big enough to pop the cherry.
Date October 1st, 2009 Views: 32076 |
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Oh look... a half naked customer. That would be your cue to whip out your cock and collect a tip you dumb motherfucker.
Date September 29th, 2009 Views: 148219 |
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Pffft... ditch the padded bra. The flat-chested, prepubescent look fits you just fine.
Date September 29th, 2009 Views: 116966 |
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This is a companion piece to a similar video I posted on eFukt last week. Same girl, same feces, different position. I like the inclusion of Family Guy at the end... looks so strangely familiar....
Date September 23rd, 2009 Views: 92386 |
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I hope she gets herpes.
Date September 21st, 2009 Views: 153079 |
