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I'd certainly fuck the soy sauce out of her ass, but the music in the background has to go. I'll only make whoopee to the sound of Toby Keith.
Date February 3rd, 2009 Views: 93106 |
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The air bag did an excellent job of shielding her titties from potential damage. But her face on the other hand... well, that's what happens when you drive a Ford Festiva whilst intoxicated.
Date February 2nd, 2009 Views: 82420 |
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I guess Santa Clause here has never heard of Slim Fast. It's that chocolatey beverage that looks a lot like what comes out of your asshole after eating some Thai curry. 999/1000 fatties find it more effective that physical abuse. Amazing isn't it?
Date February 2nd, 2009 Views: 79533 |
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Mr. Lopez, you have now been upgraded from a broken leg to full paraplegia. Would you like a churro?
Date January 30th, 2009 Views: 79193 |
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She doesn't seem to realize than when you accept money in exchange for sexual intercourse, you officially become a semen receptacle. You will accept my sloppy goo nuts wherever I may choose to plant em. It's not multiple choice.
Date January 30th, 2009 Views: 91191 |
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The thumbnail does a poor job of illustrating the sheer magnitude of Tyrone's gristle missile. You'll just have to take my word for it, he could put a horse to shame.
Date January 30th, 2009 Views: 93841 |
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This one's too easy. You see Victor De La Lomas in the background there with the socks pulled up like shin guards? I'd do a sneak attack decapitation via samurai sword on him, for failing to assist the victim. Then I'd move on to that rat-faced cunt and administer a taser gun to the vagina for her crimes against subhumanity. There will be peace on my streets.
Date January 29th, 2009 Views: 86123 |
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God damn, she's returning fire! Holster that thing Captain Bojangles! Acidic pussy juice will do you in for sure.
Date January 27th, 2009 Views: 91312 |
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Sometimes when I watch shit like this I'll put on the Terminator 2 soundtrack and recreate my own endings. For example, this one should have ended with me parachuting in from above and bear-macing all the assailants - followed by a little bobo action from the victim's mother as compensation for my heroic acts.
Date January 26th, 2009 Views: 90463 |
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Porn stars can always stand to lose a few more pounds, but god damn, bulimia just ain't as sexy as I remember it.
Date January 26th, 2009 Views: 83114 |
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This is one of many instances in which Sylvia Browne attempts to flaunt her psychic abilities and fails miserably. The bitch is a total fraud. Someone ought to skullfuck the make-believe telepathy out of her already.
Date January 23rd, 2009 Views: 81175 |
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Siberian tigers eating a chicken in the name of entertainment for tourists. Hmmmm. If you want a real show, go to Africa where tigers eat black people. Much more entertaining.
Date January 22nd, 2009 Views: 79563 |
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All that anal sex has got his cock a bit dirty, like the hands of mechanic. We'll call it 'grease', and she's probably just past due for an oil change.
Date January 22nd, 2009 Views: 86988 |
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What's up with nude beaches being overrun by 300 pound men who have 2 inch wieners and sport hats last seen on Gilligan's Island? Don't eat the sunscreen fatty, it'll clog your arteries.
Date January 20th, 2009 Views: 85022 |
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Lick my vagina damn you! Lick it I say! Or brace yourself for the wrath of Rosie O'Donnell 2.0!
Date January 19th, 2009 Views: 91182 |
