And on to the battlefield he goes! Although I'm not entirely sure which team he's pounding for. I'll stay here for further observation., and if need be - retitle this to "equipped for gay man's asshole destruction".

Date January 19th, 2009 Views: 86668
Okay so he's got be me beat by half an inch. But where I lack in size, I make up for in mobility. Bet you a hundred bucks that dwarf is incapable of doing my signature 'reverse pile driver' sex move. So beat that, motherfucker.

Date January 17th, 2009 Views: 85146
When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.

Date January 14th, 2009 Views: 90054
Sometimes I'll google both myself and my websites. It seems that there's a shit-ton of people on various message boards spreading unflattering rumors about my age, weight, sexual preferences and penile length. The truth is, I'm 21, heterosexual, well endowed and have the face of Macaulay Culkin. I've decided it's time I reveal myself. Bow to your master.

Date January 13th, 2009 Views: 85108
The show isn't the same without Regis Philbin. And speaking of Regis, whatever happened to the alleged sextape of him ass fucking the host of The Weakest Link? I'd fap it.

Date January 12th, 2009 Views: 87446
It's okay if their cocks touch like that, so long as it's for the greater good of tearing up a woman's vagina. The reward outweighs the risk.

Date January 12th, 2009 Views: 83686
Does this look familiar? Morpheus/Limewire circa 1999? Backed then homemade porn was the most coveted material on the web, right next to horse porn. I must've rubbed a good 150 loads out to this video. Now it doesn't even make my pants wiggle. Oh how the times have changed.

Date January 12th, 2009 Views: 87650
I've actually taken shits just about as big as that, so I guess in a way I can relate to what she's going through in this video. The migration process is unpleasant, perhaps even painful at times, but the second it plops out you feel 20 pounds lighter and like a hundred bucks.

Date January 9th, 2009 Views: 84347
It's tough living in Uzbekistan. They don't have strip clubs or prostitutes. So all the ugly people who can't laid (roughly 98.46 of the population) have to resort to alternative means to get off. Peekaboo grandma, I can see your titties.

Date January 8th, 2009 Views: 93564
Woah. The brief interview with Simon Birch describing his moms titties kinda made me physically uncomfortable. Kill it with fire.

Date January 7th, 2009 Views: 82919
"I was sittin in there, havin a drink, eatin dinner... and you decided to fuckin molest me. Period motherfucker."

Date January 7th, 2009 Views: 85726
Now that's a clean cut. I had no idea a train could deliver such a precise slice, permanently disabling this young mans ability to ever again eat rice. Maybe next time he'll think twice about crossing the train tracks without faith in christ. Rapping is fun.

Date January 6th, 2009 Views: 81598
Anal fisting is one thing I'll never understand. Babies come out of vaginas, so vaginal fisting isn't a big deal. It can handle it. But the only thing that comes out of your asshole is poo, and unless you're cutting turds the size of 2 liter soda bottles... it's not a place to go digging around in.

Date January 5th, 2009 Views: 86500
The jizz spews out like a fountain of semen, even gets on the camera. There's probably some more in there that couldn't find it's way out. Don't worry, as she heads home gravity will take its course and her asshole will start to leak the remaining man juice on to the seat of her PT Cruiser.

Date January 4th, 2009 Views: 84311
After seeing 1 guy 1 cup, I really think it's best people refrain from sticking glass objects up there assholes and/or vaginas. Unless they're chunky like this slut. Die piggy die.

Date January 3rd, 2009 Views: 82141