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Haha got a band-aid? Negative, but I do have to take a fat shit and piss, and right now that dying terrorist's half opened mouth looks as good of a place as any. His last breath will not be a pleasant one.
Date November 7th, 2008 Views: 79742 |
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Her brother lands some real punches on her face and it doesn't even phase her. In fact, it's the brother who ends up crying! And then when some good samaritans try to break up the fight, the brother tells em to go suck each others dicks lmao.
Date November 7th, 2008 Views: 88006 |
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Man I wish I had tourette syndrome. How great of an excuse is that for saying racial slurs? "Nigger!!!! Oh shit sorry bro, my bad. I have tourettes."
Date November 6th, 2008 Views: 83066 |
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Good work Alligator. Eat those dirty peasants up. Someone really ought to start importing those man-eating motherfuckers into California, and then unleash em in South Central. My oh my watch the crime rates drop!
Date November 4th, 2008 Views: 84359 |
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She claims that she's having the surgery done as gift for her husband. Yeah fucking right. We all know he's sick of her pussy being wider than a football field and is forcing her to have it done. Buddy, divorce the whore and find yourself a devout Christian girlfriend. Her pussy will be so tight it'll cut off the circulation to your cock everytime you fuck her.
Date November 3rd, 2008 Views: 81180 |
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Subhuman piece of shit beats a dog to death in the middle of the street. I will find him, tie him down, cover his cock in peanut butter and unleash upon him a pack of rabies-infested rottweilers.
Date November 3rd, 2008 Views: 81261 |
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It's okay. Where has lacks in size, his huge ass jew nose makes up for it. He should just fuck em with his beak instead. It's his best shot at ever satisfying a woman lol.
Date November 1st, 2008 Views: 86646 |
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Maybe it's supposed to? Maybe that's why the Japanese love this shit so much. "Oh wowzerz, that's a really really big dog dick. Ahhhh I'm gonna cum!!!!". You make me sick.
Date November 1st, 2008 Views: 82762 |
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Don't worry Lashrawnda, I'm gonna butt fuck the demon out of you. You'll be back at home smoking your crack and fixing your hair weave in no time.
Date October 31st, 2008 Views: 86376 |
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Normally I don't post this kinda shit, but with a title like that how could I resist? P.S. - something tells me she intentionally saved that poop for his wiener. Bitch, around here you'd get shanked for that shit.
Date October 30th, 2008 Views: 83948 |
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Oh darn, they forgot to wear protection. That's no good. Well, maybe they can reconsider the importance of condoms as they're picking the shit chunks out from under their toe nails!
Date October 30th, 2008 Views: 78824 |
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Technically, this is the only heterosexual way to have a threesome when there's only 1 girl involved. Otherwise that DP could get messy and turn into a game of Crossfire. Sing with me now.
Date October 30th, 2008 Views: 81241 |
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Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!
Date October 30th, 2008 Views: 81425 |
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Haha well shit, this is what happens when you stop feeding Bruno his Beggin Strips.
Date October 29th, 2008 Views: 81120 |
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Oh man. That cameraman sounded like he was just about to jizz his pants with his "allah akbar" babble... and then BOOM! His 2 amigos get accidentally blown to shit. Where is your Allah Akbar now? Faggot.
Date October 29th, 2008 Views: 81894 |
