 |
Hilary is lucky to have not made it this far. Otherwise they'd be making embarrassing porno spoofs of her too. Wait no they wouldn't. They only make videos that they know people would actually buy.
Date October 28th, 2008 Views: 84677 |
 |
I'm still waiting on the "pussy tightening machine". My wife's cunt is as a wide as our living room hallway... if it was any looser I'd be fucking thin air.
Date October 26th, 2008 Views: 80143 |
 |
These girls did it right. Drink enough liqueur and that pussy will go from tasting like a rotten tuna sandwich to a watermelon Jolly Rancher.
Date October 26th, 2008 Views: 89821 |
 |
Well, they picked the wrong vagina to duplicate. More pink please and less roast beef.
Date October 24th, 2008 Views: 80153 |
 |
This dude with down syndrome doesn't like pesky little black kids. He tries to annihilate them on site. Fine by me, but next time check to make sure Tyrone Junior's father isn't around before you go beatin on his kid.
Date October 24th, 2008 Views: 81866 |
 |
No description for this one fellas. I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise!
Date October 24th, 2008 Views: 98117 |
 |
Wow, terrorists really can't shoot worth a shit. Three out of five of those bullets missed. The gunman was like 5 or 6 feet away from the victim... uh oh better bust out the scope!
Date October 22nd, 2008 Views: 84488 |
 |
Well look at you now you hot shot motherfucker. Either learn to jack off with your left hand or become a Christian and give up masturbating. Those are your options.
Date October 22nd, 2008 Views: 81661 |
 |
Notice the quality of this vintage film. There's just something I love about the way 35mm film captures the human anatomy. What I don't love is all this digital porn shit that has replaced film cameras in the adult industry. Vaginas just don't look the same on MiniDV.
Date October 21st, 2008 Views: 84278 |
 |
She may have the upper hand for now, but as soon as it's pussy-drilling time, she's gonna get the shit end of the stick. Her asshole is located so close to her vagina, it would be a shame if his wang accidentally slipped into the wrong hole ;)
Date October 21st, 2008 Views: 82397 |
 |
Well hot shit, I've heard that catchy tune once before but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's either from the Daniel Pearl video or the clip of the Muslim amputating his penis.
Date October 20th, 2008 Views: 79076 |
 |
Ah yes, Cheaters the TV show. After watching a season of that dumb fuck host invading people's privacy and trying preach his moral bullshit, I knew that he was destined to get shanked sooner or later and right I was.
Date October 20th, 2008 Views: 87070 |
 |
I can tell right now this is one of those moms that walks around the house half naked right before bedtime. Whenever her kids have sleepovers, their friends will either walk away slightly traumatized or with fat boner, depending on their preferences for BBW's.
Date October 20th, 2008 Views: 82228 |
 |
Hot shit. This dudes brains fly in every possible direction after he makes a wise choice to off himself. The gardener is all gonna be like 'wtf bro' when he sees brain particles scattered through the lawn.
Date October 18th, 2008 Views: 81032 |
 |
Now go take your $150 and get laser hair removal for your asshole. There's a god damn pony tail growing out of there.
Date October 17th, 2008 Views: 89114 |
